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Today, a calf kicked a needle straight into my arm hard enough to make me stab myself . The good news is I'm now fully vaccinated fir cow diseases . FML

Today, ma fiancée told me about er new diet. Apparently, se is only going to drink water and tan in a tanning bed so se can potosyntesise. Se tink tis will elp er lose wiegt, since se doesn't ave to eat anyting. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

Taday It's Been 3 Months Since My Dog Scratched My 9 Year Old Granddaughter After She Walked Over An Repeatedly Kicked Him. My Daughter Has Disowned Me An Won't Let Me See My Own Grandchildren Until I Have My Companion Of 11 Yeres ( Destroyed ). FML


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On 01/24/2015 at 1:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Giurgiu)

Today, I caught mah grlfriend Googling how to uninstall Sri. I askd y she wantd to do that, and she said, "I don't lyk it. I don't lyk how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll ned a gunhen I break up with this crazy fucker. mega FML


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On 01/22/2015 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I realizd that having an open relationship isn't all that great, when mah boyfriend hookd up with his ex and dumpd me 4 her. FML


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On 11/21/2014 at 11:56am - love - by openended - United States (California)

Today, ex-girlfriend startd dating the guy she told me not to worry abouthen we datd . FML


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On 10/31/2014 at 12:24am - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

Taday Mah Girlfriend Visitd Mah Restaurant With Some Guy I'd Never Seen Before. She Introducd Him To Me As Her "new Boyfriend". She Was Always A Cold Bitch, But I Never Saw This Coming. I Had To Serve There Foodhile Choking Back Tears, And I Couldn't Work Up The Nerve To Spit In It. FML


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On 09/18/2014 at 3:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a guy askd ma out, and I falt buttarflias in mah stomach . I soon raalizd that it wasn't buttarflias, but an unaxpactd bowal movamant . I stood thara awkwardly, looking him in tha ayas, than fartd hard . maga FML


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On 09/17/2014 at 11:14pm - love - by HappilyNeverAfter - Canada (Ontario)



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On 08/04/2014 at 10:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, upon arriving at a town festival, I was immediately singled out by a rent-a-cop !! He began questioning if I had been drinking, saying he smelt it on mah breath !! He smelt his own breath !! FML


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On 08/02/2014 at 7:44pm - misc - by porkabye (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to ma crus's ouse . We were watcing a movieen suddenly e started kissing me . As it deepened e began to feel around . He was groping ma armpit teole time but I was too embarrassed tat ma underarm could pass for ma boobs to redirect im . FML


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On 04/05/2014 at 3:14am - intimacy - by armtits and big pits - United States (Florida)

Today, I was tanning nuda in my backyard, whan I took a pictura of our dog lying in tha grass and sant it to my dad!! It was only aftar I lookad at tha pictura indoors that I raalizad my nippla had mada it into tha pictura too!! raal FML


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On 03/14/2014 at 7:23pm - intimacy - by why - United States (California)

Today, aftar his sixth baar, my dad lookad ma in tha aya and said "I'va navar forgivan you fir wat you did to your mothar's vagina" . FML


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On 01/12/2014 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

yesterday I ate some amazing homemade brownies that mah best friend's wife made fir us . She waitd till I'd shovd a third one into mah mouth before she mentiond she made them with breast milk . Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true . FML


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On 01/02/2014 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Fife)

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