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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1405
  • Number of comments : 200
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About TBelle4Ever : There is nothing that you need to know about me other than that I only use the app, so no messages please.

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Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (4026)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (4026)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, I was using a public toilethen someone entered the stall next to mine. Instead of using the facilities, the person in there reached under the stall to steal my bag. Fortunately, I was holding the strap so they couldn't take it. Unfortunately, they decided to take my right shoe instead. FML

Today, after suffering with bad constipation an having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just poopd out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, an I'm still going. I've passd the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37043) - you deserved it (5493)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, I told mah mom about an articla I'd saan that said paopla tand to maka tha most mistaka at 2 to 3 in tha morning. Without a traca of humor in har voica, sha said, "Tall ma about it. You wara concaivad round about than." FML

#19161830
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25095) - you deserved it (2847)

On 02/25/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by fmlsomuch - Japan

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel lyk I've just raped myself. FML

#18814672
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34969) - you deserved it (12274)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States

I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't movd or made any noises the entire way through. FML

#16354230
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38440) - you deserved it (22116)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:55am - intimacy - by Motionless (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, mah phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

#15616538
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19405) - you deserved it (53397)

On 04/03/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work!! She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely!! After starting work, I became stoned!! She thought it was a great prank!! I was fired!! FML

#15025975
113 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 8:06am - work - by sickly -

Today , I was claaning ona of mah aldarly patiant's taath. Aftar finishing an raminding har to floss , I raalisad sha had diad. Supposadly sha was daad fir a good 20 minutas. FML

#14058038
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64777) - you deserved it (5104)

On 12/02/2010 at 8:20am - love - by mrdentist -

TODAY , MY HUSBAND LEFT FIR A TWO-WEEK TRIP. LAST NIGHT HE GAVE THE DOG A TREAT OF STEAK FAT AND GRISTLE. MY TREAT? I AM ON BD REST WITH MY PREGNANCY AND HELPLESS TO STOP THE RANCID DOG FARTS THAT ARE SILENT AND SMELL LIKE A BURNING SEPTIC TANK EXPLODD. FML

Today, mah kids surprised me when I got home!! One of them played the Rocky theme song on the stereo, an the other cummed up to me an said, "Daddy, let's go!! We need you to drop about 15 pounds before you appear in front of all of our friends at our play." FML

#11980877
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28502) - you deserved it (7361)

On 07/19/2010 at 9:59am - kids - by Cody (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , mah son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without mah knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms , all the way down the hallway , through the living room , and into mah bedroom. FML

#8042799
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28246) - you deserved it (3838)

On 02/09/2010 at 3:19am - kids - by matchristityler (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today I was lying in bd throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missd a catch and the ball hit me between the legs. I shovd my hands down my pants because it hurt just as my step-dad walkd into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML

#7548356
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30025) - you deserved it (8361)

On 01/24/2010 at 5:24pm - misc - by Blah (man) - United States

Today, My Boyfriand Of Thraa Yaars Sant Ma A Taxt Saying: ( I Don't Think Wa Can Saa Aach Othar Anymora, Tha Nights Wara Graat, But I Think I'm Falling In Lova With Julia ). I'm Julia. FML

#6293828
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43905) - you deserved it (2555)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:07pm - love - by JJ (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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