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TAKEEEEES
  • Town/Country : The city that never sleeps, Murica
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 December 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 63
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was so sexually frustrated that I tried getting off with a banana. It was not enjoyable, for me or the banana. FML

#20906275
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30039) - you deserved it (25822)

On 10/03/2013 at 6:46pm - intimacy - by Kyra.45 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-aged guy called me a "two-timing whore", dumped his coffee on me and walked out in tears. I'm 14 and I have no idea who he was. FML

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119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54017) - you deserved it (3295)

On 09/12/2013 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my friend told me she turned down a job as a babysitter because she didn't want to be secretly videotaped, as she knew the people had a nanny cam. I wasn't aware of this when I took that same job a few nights ago and asked my boyfriend to come by. We had sex on their couch. FML

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222 comments

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On 09/01/2013 at 5:57am - intimacy - by happyturtle (woman) - Croatia

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

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98 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 12:53am - misc - by Taylor Easley - United States (California)

Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML

#18350847
344 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6923) - you deserved it (56039)

On 11/25/2011 at 9:09pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57438) - you deserved it (9161)

On 03/26/2009 at 10:54am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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