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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 December 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 526
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Syruphs : Honda enthusiast.
I play volleyball
Photography is my passion
Class of 2014
Looking forward to college
Future software engineer
Your daily mexican
Feel free to contact me about anything even if you just wanna talk, I'll respond as soon as I can.
Yes my dog is Chico from Friday and I love her to death

Syruphs's page activity

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Fucked!<b>Lisee92</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 8:32pm<b>wheresmymary</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 3:13am<b>darkness_above</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 12:28am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 6:42pm<b>coyotefox</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 7:09am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Syruphs's favorite FMLs

Today, on my day off, despite working a night shift the night before I was up early to clean and cook all day to spoil my boyfriend. At 10 p.m. when I finally settled down into the bathtub, my phone rang. It was work, asking where I was for my shift. I didn't have the day off. FML

by MadelynGraceS / 12/28/2015 at 1:56am / United States (Indiana) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I asked my dad why the Wi-fi was down. He just replied, "Why? Horno can't get no more porno?" No, "Horno" has an assignment. WTF? FML

by horno / 12/02/2015 at 3:18pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

by dumped / 08/23/2015 at 6:22am / United States (Georgia) / Love

Today, I got written up for drinking on the job by a manager who drinks on the job, who was told to write me up by a general manager who drinks on the job, and we are all employed by an owner who drinks on the job. I haven't had a drink in 3 weeks. FML

by DJJayLee / 06/23/2014 at 1:45am / United States (Nevada) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my doctor got my blood test results from the lab. He looked at me gravely and told me I had just weeks left to live. After I started hyperventilating and crying, he burst out laughing and said he was kidding. He then prescribed me some iron tablets and sent me on my way. FML

by legitfile.bat.virus.exe / 06/20/2014 at 7:03pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I only just found out that the abbreviation "lbs" is actually short for pounds. I've been saying "labs" my entire life. I'm 21. FML

by shtidsfpa / 06/18/2014 at 5:06pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, my future father-in-law showed everyone a picture of his poop because it was "shaped like a banana." My fiancé's whole family thought it was funny and "looked more like a banana than last time." FML

by Anonymous / 05/02/2013 at 11:04am / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

by CutieBooty / 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, I was standing by the bed naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door and walks over to me, swinging her hips, wearing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, and uses my 'junk' to catch herself. FML

by Gordon / 07/22/2009 at 10:12am / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy