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  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 323
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Syruphs : Honda enthusiast.
I play volleyball
Photography is my passion
Class of 2014
Looking forward to college
Future software engineer
Your daily mexican
Feel free to contact me about anything even if you just wanna talk, I'll respond as soon as I can.
Yes my dog is Chico from Friday and I love her to death

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Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML


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On 08/23/2015 at 6:22am - love - by dumped (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got written up for drinking on the job by a manager who drinks on the job, who was told to write me up by a general manager who drinks on the job, and we are all employed by an owner who drinks on the job. I haven't had a drink in 3 weeks. FML

Today, my doctor got my blood test results from the lab. He looked at me gravely and told me I had just weeks left to live. After I started hyperventilating and crying, he burst out laughing and said he was kidding. He then prescribed me some iron tablets and sent me on my way. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54653) - you deserved it (6302)

On 06/20/2014 at 7:03pm - health - by legitfile.bat.virus.exe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I only just found out that the abbreviation "lbs" is actually short for pounds. I've been saying "labs" my entire life. I'm 21. FML


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On 06/18/2014 at 5:06pm - misc - by shtidsfpa (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was standing by the bed naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door and walks over to me, swinging her hips, wearing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, and uses my 'junk' to catch herself. FML


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On 07/22/2009 at 10:12am - intimacy - by Gordon (man) - United States (Kansas)

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