About Syruphs : Honda enthusiast.
I play volleyball
Photography is my passion
Class of 2014
Looking forward to college
Future software engineer
Your daily mexican
Feel free to contact me about anything even if you just wanna talk, I'll respond as soon as I can.
Yes my dog is Chico from Friday and I love her to death
About Syruphs : Honda enthusiast.
Syruphs's FML badges
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Syruphs's favorite FMLs
Today, on my day off, despite working a night shift the night before I was up early to clean and cook all day to spoil my boyfriend. At 10 p.m. when I finally settled down into the bathtub, my phone rang. It was work, asking where I was for my shift. I didn't have the day off. FML
by MadelynGraceS / 12/28/2015 at 1:56am / United States (Indiana) / Work
by horno / 12/02/2015 at 3:18pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML
by dumped / 08/23/2015 at 6:22am / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I got written up for drinking on the job by a manager who drinks on the job, who was told to write me up by a general manager who drinks on the job, and we are all employed by an owner who drinks on the job. I haven't had a drink in 3 weeks. FML
by DJJayLee / 06/23/2014 at 1:45am / United States (Nevada) / Work
Today, my doctor got my blood test results from the lab. He looked at me gravely and told me I had just weeks left to live. After I started hyperventilating and crying, he burst out laughing and said he was kidding. He then prescribed me some iron tablets and sent me on my way. FML
by legitfile.bat.virus.exe / 06/20/2014 at 7:03pm / United States (California) / Health
by shtidsfpa / 06/18/2014 at 5:06pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, my future father-in-law showed everyone a picture of his poop because it was "shaped like a banana." My fiancé's whole family thought it was funny and "looked more like a banana than last time." FML
by Anonymous / 05/02/2013 at 11:04am / United States (Texas) / Health
by CutieBooty / 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I was standing by the bed naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door and walks over to me, swinging her hips, wearing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, and uses my 'junk' to catch herself. FML
by Gordon / 07/22/2009 at 10:12am / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
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