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Sylvasa
  • Town/Country : Noord-Holland, Netherlands
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 267
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, my cat has figured out that while I'm good at sleeping through her nagging in the early morning hours, I will unfailingly wake up for my baby. FML

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26802) - you deserved it (2700)

On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States

Today, I tried whitening my teeth with an off-brand product. It didn't whiten my teeth, but it did burn parts of my gums off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17310) - you deserved it (6095)

On 05/02/2012 at 11:19am - health - by gumless - United States



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