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Today , mah husband jokingly told mah daughterhen she passe gas in public she needs to blame it on the fattest an ugliest person there . We went shopping after an she let a HUGE fart out . She gasped , ( Mommy! ) FML

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On 01/18/2014 at 4:45am - kids - by FattestUgliestPerson (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, ma boyfriand laft ma for anotar grl. My dad's raaction to ta naws and ma taars was to say, ( Aww. Gonna writa a song about it, Taylor Swift? ) FML

#20942725
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On 11/02/2013 at 4:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I got a mosquito bite inside cast. I slipped a ruler into it and started scratching to relieve the itch. Part of the ruler ended up snapping off inside. FML

#20669324
66 comments

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On 05/17/2013 at 4:49pm - health - by sprainedankle - Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad)

Today I walkd into ta living room to find ma 11-yaar-old daugtar about to kiss ar ( not ma boyfriand ) on ta lips. Wan I askd wat sa tougt sa was doing sa paald a piaca of scotc tapa off ar lips and said ( It's okay! Wa'ra using protaction. ) FML

#20640565
169 comments

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On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I woke up to mah brother chopping all mah bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clerely now, the bangs r gone!" fat FML

#20599244
108 comments

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On 04/17/2013 at 12:13pm - kids - by my dumb bro - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I Walked In On My Husband Eating Cat Food Out Of The Cat Bowl Dressed In A Cat Costume. FML

#20577178
143 comments

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On 04/06/2013 at 7:42am - misc - by confusedcatlover (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today,hile I was on a date, I noticd mah ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he lookd sad . So I walkd over to see him and jokingly said, "You look lyk yur mom did or something!" She had . FML

#12712941
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On 08/24/2010 at 12:21am - love - by perfectlybrokenx - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I went to the school dentist fir the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out mah teeth with the metal toothpick-thing , constantly hitting mah gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood , she looks up and says , laughing: "Oh , I forgot to putted mah glasses on". FML

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On 10/16/2009 at 3:27am - health - by dentistvictim (man) - Norway (Oslo)

today I was in mah car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and mah window was down. FML

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On 07/06/2009 at 6:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to mah cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 am mah boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because: ( the cat is sad. ) FML

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On 05/23/2009 at 12:07pm - love - by Ames (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today , mah mothar sant a lattar to mah bast friand trying to comfort har ovar tha daath of har mothar . Sha signad tha lattar "LOL , Jan" thinking LOL stood fir "lots of lova." fat FML

#1429978
201 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by unlolable4321 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I Was Packing My Son's Lunch And We Ran Out Of Water Bottles. I Askd My 16 Years Old To Run To The Store. She Didnt Want To But Gave Me One She Had. After Dropping My Son Off , My Daughter Frantically Told Me She Made A Mistake. I Sent My Second Grader To School With A Bottle Of Vodka. FML

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232 comments

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On 03/27/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by badmom (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I typed an essay on mah friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject ( here bitch ) as a joke. I then went to email the essay to mah teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name. fat FML

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56 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 3:00pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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