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SydneyMarianne
  • Town/Country : with him :)
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About SydneyMarianne : Kik is sydneymarianne :) anyone hit me up I love to talk! ;)!
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Today, I pulled over to help a girl with her car. I thought my limited mechanic skills would help look like a hero. She only needed her coolant cap unscrewed. With top down, shirt off, I was confident as I got out of my car. 10 minutes later I left because I couldn't unscrew the f***ing thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10201) - you deserved it (55682)

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