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SydneyGrey

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  • Birth Date : Monday 18 May 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7803
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About SydneyGrey : Hi! I love this blog and find it hilarious! My friend introduced it to me after I got mad at him for laughing at other people's misery. Hahaha. Well I'm laughing now too! So other than i LOVE acting, singing, dancing, and just overall performing!!! I LOVE cross country! my life is literally theatre, xc, school, and thats it!!! (u might think its sad but i enjoy every minute of it!) Im VERY protective of my loved ones and will beat someone up if they mess w/ them! :) I am 100% anti-bully for personal reasons (don't ask, i wont tell) Oh and I love disney and food and being me! I'm a sophomore! And I'm single! :) never had a bf/been kissed. yeah that's it BYE! just FYI I'm a total 100% dorky nerd!!!! Haha I just don't look like one though (I hope ;) )
Also I don't have a kik, fb, etc.. U can message me through FML though! I don't bite but don't even bother asking for pics! I will NOT send any!!!! I will tell u to F off instead!

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Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: "I'm keeping them just in case..." - "In case of what?" - "In case I want to dress up like an asshole". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9964) - you deserved it (26596)

On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version

Today, in front of a hospital, I noticed that an old lady was having trouble lighting her cigarette because she had Parkison's. So I went to help her to light it up and she then started chatting with me and told me she had lung cancer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26029) - you deserved it (6430)

On 12/03/2008 at 1:11am - health - by Anto - Sent from mobile version



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