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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 July 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2121
  • Number of comments : 503
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About SweetasCandy0609 : What you see is what you get their isn't anything fake about me so either you like me or you don't, however if you don't like me then tell me don't pretend and talk behind my back, my family is my world, I have an amazing husband that is a Sgt in the military, I couldn't of picked a better family than them and some people may have a problem with admitting that they love God or that they even believe in him because sometimes people judge you because of it however like I said what you see is what you get and I am a PROUD Christian women if you don't like it then feel free to not look at my page no one is making you. :-)

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SweetasCandy0609's favorite FMLs

Today, my brother changed my Google+ name without asking. He has done this before and I fixed it by just changing it back. Turns out Google has a 3-time limit per year for how many times you can change your name. Now I'm stuck with "Poop" for my YouTube name for a year. FML


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On 05/20/2015 at 1:34am - misc - by KittKatt (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was being chased by the cops, not because I'm a criminal but because I thought the SUV with red and blue lights was an ambulance, not a police officer trying to pull me over. I kept weaving out of his way for 5 minutes before I finally figured it out, and got my first ever ticket. FML

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML


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On 05/12/2015 at 8:53am - intimacy - by Darryl - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend told me that we wouldn't move in together as we had planned to do for a long time. His mother forbade it. He is 27. FML


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On 05/09/2015 at 7:03pm - love - by forever alone (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML


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On 05/09/2015 at 3:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my husband told me he doesn't see the point in trying anymore, and that he no longer loves me. I was devastated. He stayed on the couch while I went to bed. Ten minutes later, he said, "Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep." and asked me to shut up. FML

Today, my mom and I made the bad decision to go hiking for some mother-daughter bonding even though we had little experience. My mother tumbled down a mountain named Tumbledown and I couldn't even enjoy the irony because I had to half carry her all the way back to the car. FML


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On 03/16/2015 at 8:56pm - health - by manderpander21 - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML


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On 03/13/2015 at 6:39pm - misc - by jking2z (man) - United States

Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML


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On 03/13/2015 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)

Today, it is the one-year anniversary of my mother's death. It's also the day my father chose to announce his engagement to the whole family. FML


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On 03/12/2015 at 2:03pm - misc - by EnglandRocks - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML


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On 02/09/2015 at 9:53am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML


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On 02/08/2015 at 11:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML


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On 02/08/2015 at 7:19pm - love - by jimmy_poison - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML


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On 02/08/2015 at 2:46pm - health - by walllflower - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my turn to open the bar I work at. As I walked into our terrace, I found our insane upstairs neighbour leaving the scene without a word. This was right before I spotted the steaming pile of dung she'd left behind. FML


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On 11/26/2014 at 9:04pm - work - by caterinette - Portugal

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