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Taday I Joined Friends Out Brtday Clubbing. After I'd Gotten A Little Drunk, A Few Guys Asked Fir Number. I Rattled Off Random Numbers, Until I Accidentally Said Moter's. Guesso Woke Up To A Text At 2:17 In Te Morning, Containing A Picture Of A Penis. FML

#21022033
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27022) - you deserved it (35211)

On 01/08/2014 at 7:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

today I tried to lose my vrginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. mega FML

#21020996
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62128) - you deserved it (27016)

On 01/08/2014 at 12:43am - intimacy - by gottacatchemall (woman) - United States

Today, I realisd after showering that I didn't have looool a towel, so I thought I would risk a nakd dash to my brother's room to steal one of his . He and his friend were in the room and both agred that I needd a ( trim ) . FML

#21019082
136 comments

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On 01/06/2014 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, mah boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of mah Minecraft house. FML

#21000308
120 comments

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On 12/21/2013 at 3:05pm - misc - by back to creepers (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, Mah Grandma Came Over 4 The Holidays. She Tried Explaining How Santa Is Actually Christ Reincarnated, Giving Presents To All The Good Little Christian Boys An Girls. She'll Be Staying All Week. FML

#20995564
126 comments

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On 12/17/2013 at 4:16am - misc - by not-religious (woman) - United States

I saw some servicemen sitting outside a café... and I went over to thank them fir there service. They waited till after I was done shaking there hands before they told me they were just actor on there lunch break. mega FML

#20993552
75 comments

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On 12/15/2013 at 3:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today I fartd so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

#20988758
77 comments

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On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Taday I took an exam in order to apply 4 a graduate program I want to get into. Last night my boyfriend decidd it was a good time to break up with me out of the blue. I broke down three times in the middle of the test an I just barely faild it. FML

#20980454
69 comments

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On 12/04/2013 at 1:39pm - love - by heartbroken - United States (West Virginia)

Yesterday, My Family Got Togeter For A Big Game Of Paintball . My Grandpa Wantd To Play Too, But I Told Im E Was A Bit Too Old For Suc A Roug Sport . He Joind Anyway, And Spent Te Wole 2 Ours Unting My Dumb Ass Down . I'm Now In Constant Pain After Bieng Riddld Wit Paintballs . FML

#20941762
96 comments

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On 11/01/2013 at 7:55pm - health - by nl4 (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

TODAY WHILE I WAS WORKING OUT I WAS LISTENING TO MUSIC WITH MY EARBUDS IN. THE POKÉMON THEME STARTED PLAYING AND I BEGUN SINGING ALONG. IT WASN'T TOO LONG AFTER THAT I REMEMBERED I WAS IN A CROWDED GYM ON A MILITARY BASE. FML

#20940589
148 comments

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On 10/31/2013 at 7:18pm - misc - by GymBattle (man) - United States

Today while in bed my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said "Bad fat" then pointed to my boobs and said "Good fat." fat FML

#20906869
141 comments

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On 10/04/2013 at 4:20am - misc - by f.a.t. (woman) - Australia

Today, someone stole my card number and tried to use it. Every transaction got declined, not cuz the bank knew it was a fraudulent charge, but cuz I'm so poor that he couldn't make even a single purchase. FML

Today, my parents surprised me by redecorating my room . I think they were more surprised by the box of naughty toys under my bed . FML

#20902324
66 comments

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On 09/30/2013 at 6:41pm - intimacy - by A.Summers (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

TODAY... MY GRLFRIEND WALKED IN ON ME TAKING A DUMP... AND STARTED PLUCKING HER EYEBROWS. WHEN I TOLD HER I WAS UNCOMFORTABLE... SHE SAID... ( AWW... IS MY BABY'S POO SHY? IS IT... IS IT? ) AND PINCHED MY CHEEK. FML

#20900665
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41291) - you deserved it (6907)

On 09/29/2013 at 3:21pm - misc - by noweddingforyou (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I Broke Up Wit Ma Abusive Grlfriend. Se Respondd By Breaking Into Ma Place An Stabbing Ma Amster Wit A Fork. FML

#20898181
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67124) - you deserved it (4075)

On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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