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Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35882) - you deserved it (4968) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2013 at 2:56pm - love - by jay ze punk - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner so she could meet my parents. Over the dinner, she asked my dad what's he's been up to since he retired. He replied, "recreational gynecology, my dear" and gave her a weird wink. FML


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On 06/01/2012 at 4:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML


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On 12/30/2011 at 12:38am - work - by Ashton Sprunger - United States

Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML


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On 08/21/2011 at 8:03pm - misc - by Bobby ray slice - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML


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On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML


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On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I would rather pound to porn than have sex with my wife, because trying to get her in the mood is too much hassle. FML


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On 12/02/2009 at 9:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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