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  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 November 1997 (17 years)
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Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing regular clothes. Everyone said they loved costume. FML

#21373989
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24418) - you deserved it (17418)

On 03/13/2015 at 6:39pm - misc - by jking2z (man) - United States

Today, I came home from work to fine that my grlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
460 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44331) - you deserved it (4017)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday, I had to fall asleep to mah next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. big fat FML

#21354562
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32330) - you deserved it (3017)

On 02/12/2015 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Mkimmi (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

today I bought an electric toothbrush because their supposed to be a lot healthier than regular ones. My crazy religious mom immediately called me a whore an said she knew what I really wanted to use it for. So that's $80 in the trash. FML

#21343820
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28446) - you deserved it (2343)

On 01/25/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I had to explain to mah boss that using a wrd connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting vruses. He lookd at me , open-mouthd and wide-eyd , lyk he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he calld me clueless and told me to get back to work. real FML

#21206280
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38147) - you deserved it (3456)

On 07/11/2014 at 6:54pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my nieghbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

#21206177
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40396) - you deserved it (6135)

On 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm - health - by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I accidentally let a huge one riphile tending to an older patient at the nursing homehere I work . The patient passed away shortly thereafter . Coincidence? FML

#21116703
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41711) - you deserved it (6687)

On 04/18/2014 at 9:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Norway (Nordland)

Today, I realized ow boring and sexually deprived my life is wen I found a gas station ten cents ceaper tan te one I usually use. It gave me bot an astma attack and an erection, simultaneously. FML

#21107421
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42933) - you deserved it (6263)

On 04/08/2014 at 3:56am - misc - by the long distance guy - United States (Connecticut)

Taday while in line at my local bakery, an old man passed wind in front of me . The smell was like nothing I've ever experienced before . I managed to withstand it, but the child behind me could not, and spewed orange vomit all over my back . mega FML

#21104869
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44527) - you deserved it (3120)

On 04/05/2014 at 12:04am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

yastarday I found out that mah 15-yaar-old son is a prolific craator of My Littla Pony thamd hantai !! I'm not a judgmantal man, but ha's probably going to hall !! FML

#21082455
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41298) - you deserved it (7779)

On 03/09/2014 at 6:32pm - kids - by ashamed father (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, a man asked about fishing in the river which flows beside where I work. I said u could, but anything u caught under 5 inche has to be thrown back. His wife then said, "Wish I knew that before I married him." I started to laugh. The man almost cried an complained to my boss.

#20688045
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45229) - you deserved it (7685)

On 05/26/2013 at 8:40pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

today I met mah new class . There are two Kevin Smiths . Niether will agree to a nickname , they have the same hair color , an there middle names both start with J . They have told me to call them Kevin 1 an Kevin 2 . They both want to be Kevin 1 . FML

#20512577
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38733) - you deserved it (3072)

On 02/18/2013 at 7:26pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I walked in on brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. fat FML

#20113997
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35692) - you deserved it (2921)

On 10/12/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today... I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled... ( Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf! ) and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

#19983117
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27640) - you deserved it (12804)

On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I ran fir editor-in-cief of a magazine. I spent ours working on ma speec, and offered a bunc of new ideas to increase readersip. My opponent just said tat se, ( loved te organization ). I lost by a 4-1 margin. My opponent later announced er plans fir next year. Tey were all of ma ideas. FML

#19602303
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27746) - you deserved it (1974)

On 05/10/2012 at 11:45am - misc - by PollingLow (man) - United States (Georgia)



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