Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (15 hours ago) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1852
  • Number of comments : 501
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

SuperMew's page activity

Visits<b>isuckwithnames</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 4:22pm<b>lkah</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 5:23am<b>johan_the_pirate</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 11:26pm<b>Starburrito</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 4:20pm<b>interesting33</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 3:29pm<b>luk32</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 9:41am<b>Nyattack</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 8:45am<b>Brumbler</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 3:01am<b>Blackash_123</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 2:24am<b>MzZombicidal</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 2:09am<b>xLeeLee</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 12:25am<b>jamie97531</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 10:37pm<b>logan12382</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 10:28pm<b>Mons</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 11:59pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 2:03pm<b>LauraAnn33</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 7:34pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 4:26am<b>Jennaaay</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 1:50am

Fucked!<b>interesting33</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 9:32pm<b>MzZombicidal</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 8:09am<b>heartofhannah</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 5:06am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 12:11am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 3:30am<b>TheChelseaSays</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 8:25pm<b>xluciferx666</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 3:02pm

SuperMew's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Follow up

You subsequently gave feedback by commenting on an FML that you’d submitted and was published.

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML that was successfully published on the website. This makes you an exceptional human being.

See all of SuperMew's badges

SuperMew's favorite FMLs

Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41083) - you deserved it (3911)

On 09/01/2014 at 12:59pm - misc - by mayoshampoo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 808 area code phone number has yet again been mistaken for a 1-800 number. I've been getting phone calls at three in the morning from people on the east coast who are trying to return their shoes. They want to speak to my supervisor because I "don't sound professional enough." FML

Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37144) - you deserved it (12709)

On 03/22/2014 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39771) - you deserved it (13295)

On 12/16/2013 at 11:34am - kids - by failedfather (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I used my vaporiser to make my house smell like lavender while I went to work. My brother thought it would be funny to pee inside it. My whole house now smells like pissy lavender. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41138) - you deserved it (3724)

On 12/15/2013 at 9:04pm - kids - by lavenderpiss (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I told my husband it would be great to spend an evening with a bottle of wine and a pile of blankets on the balcony of our cabin during the cruise. He decided it would be great to ditch me and go out gambling. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48324) - you deserved it (6015)

On 12/11/2013 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Neglected (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my neighbor put up an electric fence to keep my five-year-old son out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40221) - you deserved it (13845)

On 12/04/2013 at 5:29pm - kids - by Awkward - United States (Washington)

Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: