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SuperDaniSuperDani
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1013
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About SuperDani : Hey, I'm Danielle and I probably couldn't beat you up.

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Visits<b>10nachoman10</b> - yesterday at 5:25pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 8:51pm<b>DA_JUDGE123</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 11:48pm<b>raevend</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 12:21pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 6:33pm<b>hasanjk</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 12:18am<b>Dodgerohiofan</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 10:39pm<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 2:55am<b>khoov19</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 12:09am<b>slick5880</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 10:28pm<b>daddysgirl243</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 7:34pm<b>stereofeathers</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 9:45am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 12:42am<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 6:09am<b>_LoveSucks_21</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 2:51am<b>jerzjay</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 9:39am<b>Drnavid</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 3:38am<b>ausmoss123</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 2:16am

Fucked!<b>hasanjk</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 6:18am<b>tranced_</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 7:52pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 1:51pm<b>Secret_Ninjaa</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 6:30pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 9:30pm<b>somethinstupd</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 5:30pm<b>TJJOE</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 2:50pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 8:01pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 2:48am<b>24jfred</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 2:01pm<b>gary8082</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 9:42pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 12:47am<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 1:12pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 6:51pm<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 3:10am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 2:12am<b>revidffum69</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 3:10am<b>Nhl5108</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 2:40am

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SuperDani's favorite FMLs

Today, my computer takes so long to start up, it goes into sleep mode before I can type in my password. FML

#21433801
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8461) - you deserved it (934)

On 06/29/2015 at 12:39pm - misc - by slowcomputer - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was called a selfish brat for asking for a pillow as my birthday present. FML

#21433680
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14610) - you deserved it (963)

On 06/29/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by youdontknowmewhy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I noticed a rash of insect bites on the backs of my thighs and buttocks. Upon further investigation, it appears that the inside of the chair in my work cubicle is infested with bedbugs. I'm too paranoid to sit in any work chair now. There are 12 hours left in my shift. FML

#21433237
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15863) - you deserved it (993)

On 06/28/2015 at 11:00am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML

#21433135
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15923) - you deserved it (2634)

On 06/28/2015 at 3:17am - misc - by fat and broke - United States (Washington)

Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML

#21432863
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21749) - you deserved it (1480)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. FML

#21432853
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20657) - you deserved it (2692)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:37pm - love - by stillhungry - United States (California)

Today, while watching a family movie, my mother made every effort to make sure I covered my eyes during a kissing scene. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise, since she still forces me to put my phone in her room every night as she makes me go to bed at 8:30 PM. FML

#21432771
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21113) - you deserved it (2568)

On 06/27/2015 at 11:01am - misc - by anonynous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

#21432533
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26577) - you deserved it (1908)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realized I need to get my life together after spilling ramen while taking a bath, again. FML

#21432524
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18019) - you deserved it (5601)

On 06/26/2015 at 8:57pm - misc - by college estudiata (woman) -

Today, my family and I were driving and we passed a strip club called DB's Golden Banana. My 5-year-old sister asked what it was, so my dad said it was a place where people dance. Now my sister keeps telling people she wants to be a dancer at DB's Golden Banana. FML

#21432491
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22210) - you deserved it (2294)

On 06/26/2015 at 7:32pm - kids - by tycrist8 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my brother tried cremating our deceased cat. In the oven. My nose has killed itself. FML

Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML

#21432396
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22708) - you deserved it (2238)

On 06/26/2015 at 4:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my dad drunkenly confessed that the reason he never gave me the sex talk was because he figured that I'm too weird-looking and socially awkward to ever get laid. He's right, all too right. FML

#21432333
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22078) - you deserved it (1801)

On 06/26/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Zambia

Today, I woke up to my mother telling me to sit up and get dressed because we had to go before it was too late. I just woke up from surgery. She didn't want to be stuck in traffic. FML

#21432043
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26458) - you deserved it (1671)

On 06/25/2015 at 11:06pm - health - by postop (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to visit my mother after many years. Her hoarding has gotten so bad that now the house is entirely filled with junk and garbage, and she is camping out in the jungle of a backyard, cooking on a cauldron over a fire and shitting in the compost pile, with no working heat or water. FML

#21431843
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23936) - you deserved it (1971)

On 06/25/2015 at 4:03pm - misc - by childofcrazy (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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