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SuperDaniSuperDani
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1121
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About SuperDani : Hey, I'm Danielle and I probably couldn't beat you up.

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Visits<b>jonathan7777</b> - 20 hours ago<b>PrincessKenny</b> - yesterday at 4:43am<b>xKG33x</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 12:35am<b>absorbed</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 12:50am<b>RuBloKon</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 8:37pm<b>GrimReefer66</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 1:30pm<b>swint777</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 2:48am<b>BananaCoconutty</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 11:13pm<b>JackJordan2307</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 2:48pm<b>frankiemz</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 2:29pm<b>melisssa87</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 1:58pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 1:30pm<b>rohan111993</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 6:51am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 8:02pm<b>damwoods</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 12:14am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 9:42pm<b>noctali_Solstice</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 6:03pm<b>Idiotskillme</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 1:50pm

Fucked!<b>BananaCoconutty</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 5:14am<b>Wane8822</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 7:30pm<b>rohan111993</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 12:51pm<b>razoray9</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 8:45am<b>Big_Bawws</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 9:54am<b>rlfender32</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 5:54am<b>dk1991</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 3:10pm<b>LoneAlaskan</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 8:05pm<b>newyorkerkyle</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 4:51am<b>chandler88</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 5:02am<b>hasanjk</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 6:18am<b>tranced_</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 7:52pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 1:51pm<b>Secret_Ninjaa</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 6:30pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 9:30pm<b>somethinstupd</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 5:30pm<b>TJJOE</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 2:50pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 8:01pm

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Today, on my second day at my new job, a customer called my manager with a complaint about me. He said I put the cheese "upside down" on his sandwich, and that made it taste bad. FML

Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML

#21450116
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7180) - you deserved it (570)

On 07/31/2015 at 4:48pm - misc - by smf_ds - Portugal (Porto)

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

#21450109
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5430) - you deserved it (8059)

On 07/31/2015 at 4:28pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was changing my clothes with my dog in the room. As I took off my shirt, he looked at me, ran into the corner, and threw up. Well that's a confidence booster. FML

#21450074
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14068) - you deserved it (1284)

On 07/31/2015 at 2:55pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. FML

#21450062
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14329) - you deserved it (1097)

On 07/31/2015 at 2:28pm - misc - by ppema (man) - United States

Today, my parents sent me to the hospital because they thought I had diabetes. One of the symptoms is that you a pee a lot. The only reason I go to the bathroom so often is so I can masturbate. FML

#21449844
114 comments

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On 07/31/2015 at 1:38am - intimacy - by doodoobref - United States (Arizona)

Today, as if having an old man shit on the floor of the busy restaurant I work at wasn't bad enough, my manager made a video commentating over the camera footage of me discovering said giant pile of shit, and shared it with the entire staff. This is going to haunt me forever. FML

Today, I wanted to buy a pack of cigarettes. My wife, who didn't want me to get them, decided it would be a good idea to jump on the hood of the car while I was driving off. She hit the car and fell off. My neighbor saw this. Neither her nor the cops believe me when I say I didn't hit her. FML

#21449719
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16376) - you deserved it (2925)

On 07/30/2015 at 10:06pm - misc - by Just wanted a cigarette (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the store with my father. As we were leaving, he grabbed a baguette, put it by his crotch, and took a picture with his phone. I'm starting to feel like the parent here. FML

#21449663
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15375) - you deserved it (1154)

On 07/30/2015 at 7:24pm - misc - by EmbarrassedChild - United States

Today, I found out why I was always picked up last from school. My parents didn't want the other parents to find out I was their kid. FML

#21449647
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18215) - you deserved it (1273)

On 07/30/2015 at 6:35pm - kids - by Lonely School Kid - Canada

Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML

#21449629
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16086) - you deserved it (1288)

On 07/30/2015 at 6:04pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I learned companies can legally lie to fire an employee, and unless anything they say is on record, they are legally correct, no matter how unethical the company is. FML

#21449623
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15825) - you deserved it (1117)

On 07/30/2015 at 5:50pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML

#21449578
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18722) - you deserved it (1449)

On 07/30/2015 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I was detained for trying to "illegally enter" my house, all because my parents forgot to tell me they were being evicted. FML

#21449546
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20631) - you deserved it (1183)

On 07/30/2015 at 1:38pm - misc - by College_Grad (woman) -

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Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her coins in my laptop's card reader slot and in the CD drive. I just bought the laptop last week. FML

#21449535
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18418) - you deserved it (1665)

On 07/30/2015 at 1:22pm - kids - by GidleyWife (woman) - United States (California)



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