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SuperDaniSuperDani
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 March 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5722
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About SuperDani : My name is Danielle I play ps4 when I go home on breaks from college, I have an awesome boyfriend, I'm bisexual, and I don't really give fuck about a lot of things because in the end what's life anyway? 🖕

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Fucked!<b>Tripartita</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 6:13am<b>Vitani_Verci</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 10:37pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 2:02pm<b>TheHeirofTime</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 11:16pm<b>Kuibe</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 6:37pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 6:48am<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 1:23am<b>fhlakd</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 5:24pm<b>s1s1</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 9:18pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 3:16pm<b>pks2014</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 2:27pm<b>george_s_4</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 5:39am<b>bigwell</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 3:25am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 12:37pm<b>boultzboi</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 9:57pm<b>Showieruniform7</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 5:53am<b>Iris_River</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 4:57pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 10:27pm

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SuperDani's favorite FMLs

Today, while at the airport with a cast on my leg, I fell backwards onto my suitcase. My family was too busy to notice my squirming as I tried to get up, so a kind woman awkwardly helped me off the ground. Later on, I found out my dad saw me but thought someone would help me "soon enough." FML

by kqwarrior / 06/26/2016 at 11:46pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, my girlfriend starting making pig noises during sex. FML

by nick / 06/26/2016 at 11:44pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, marks three days since I was supposed to follow the moving truck to my new home. Instead, I got super sick and my dad drove away without me. I've been laying on a dog cushion the entire weekend because my bed is 500 miles away. FML

by PlzSendBlankets / 06/26/2016 at 10:00pm / United States (Missouri) / Health

Today, I passed a cashier when I came into a store. Later I passed him again as I was leaving, and he asked me if I needed help finding something because I had been in the store for a while. I told him I had been browsing upstairs, but in reality, I had been in the restroom the whole time. FML

by girlsgottagotoo / 06/26/2016 at 4:52pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I was at a wedding reception. I had to repeatedly shout and wave like an idiot to the waiter for my order because he ignored me several times and kept forgetting about me. I was the bride. FML

by Nyusziful / 06/26/2016 at 4:42pm / Hungary (Zala) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was sick, so I went into work to see if I could get my shift covered, instead of just calling in. I ended up working an extra hour. FML

by anonymous / 06/26/2016 at 4:18pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I overheard my friends laughing about how my anxiety means I'll be single forever. I was too anxious to confront them. FML

by Anonymous / 06/26/2016 at 1:45pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to politely nod and say "Ah okay..." as my grandpa told me that he's not racist; he just doesn't think it's right for black men to associate with white women. He's well aware that my boyfriend is black. FML

by Anonymous / 06/26/2016 at 9:12am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, my dog chewed up my $120 dildo. Goodbye, sex life. FML

by Anonymous / 06/26/2016 at 8:22am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals

Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML

by Sfg_926 / 06/26/2016 at 1:02am / United States (Oregon) / Work

Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML

by anonymous / 06/25/2016 at 11:50pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love

Today, I was babysitting my young cousins who are obsessed with Narnia. So to appease them, we checked every closet in the house. We never did find Narnia, but we did find sex toys. Lots of them. FML

by awkward explanation / 06/25/2016 at 5:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy

Today, I was taking a hike through the Appalachians. I lost my balance in a steep area, and grabbed for a root along the trail above me. It turned to not be a root, but a large, angry snake. FML

by anonymous / 06/25/2016 at 4:03pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML

by meowymomma / 06/25/2016 at 3:21pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

by WrongPlaceWrongTime / 06/25/2016 at 2:51pm / France / Work