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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 March 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7758
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About SuperDani : My name is Danielle I play ps4 when I go home on breaks from college, I'm bisexual, I'm vegan, and I don't really give fuck about a lot of things because in the end what's life anyway? 🖕

SuperDani's page activity

Visits<b>Toonice45</b> - yesterday at 7:32pm<b>Chris_1414</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 10:41am<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 1:59pm<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 12:24am<b>ToxicLover29</b> - the 09/24/2016 at 8:52pm<b>Shawn2095</b> - the 09/24/2016 at 6:01am<b>WinterChild</b> - the 09/23/2016 at 11:55pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 1:02pm<b>StormfrontX33</b> - the 09/17/2016 at 8:45pm<b>rengoonhoo</b> - the 09/17/2016 at 3:37am<b>kakabalo</b> - the 09/17/2016 at 2:08am<b>TheSiraffe</b> - the 09/15/2016 at 8:20pm<b>eyepuppy</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 7:30am<b>JohnSpane12345</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 1:08pm<b>twitch5517</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 11:08am<b>iYodah</b> - the 09/09/2016 at 12:51pm<b>jaysoccer27</b> - the 09/08/2016 at 5:48pm<b>iamscott</b> - the 09/08/2016 at 4:02pm

Fucked!<b>Toonice45</b> - yesterday at 1:33am<b>StormfrontX33</b> - the 09/02/2016 at 8:13am<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 08/29/2016 at 8:07pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 1:33pm<b>clara_cl</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 8:46am<b>DToast</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 6:17am<b>Zlunder</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 5:19pm<b>Dodgerohiofan</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 4:44am<b>thatannoyingdude</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 5:19pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 10:37am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 6:13am<b>Vitani_Verci</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 10:37pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 2:02pm<b>TheHeirofTime</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 11:16pm<b>Kuibe</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 6:37pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 6:48am<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 1:23am<b>fhlakd</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 5:24pm

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SuperDani's favorite FMLs

Today, I was travelling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML

by sufia / 09/29/2016 at 7:14am / Pakistan / Transportation

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years in front of the sell-out crowd at the baseball game, but at the security checkpoint, the security guard made me take the ring out and open it after I walked through the metal detector. No need to say it, worst proposal ever. FML

by Malcolm654 / 09/28/2016 at 11:20pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I secured a tender for my boss, earning her 1/4 million in profits. Today is also meant to be pay-day for us, but my boss is too busy dealing with the tender to pay her employees. So essentially, I made my boss rich while remaining broke and in debt. FML

by SoDamnBroke / 09/28/2016 at 9:13am / South Africa / Money

Today, my kitchen is trying to kill me. So far, I've hit my head three times on cupboards that opened themselves, cut open my hand on the microwave door when it slammed shut, and burned my cheek with the "heat-proof" oven mitt when I pushed the hair off my face. FML

by Anonymous / 09/28/2016 at 9:08am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health

Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to kayak. On the way, I told him I had to go back to our hotel because I needed the bathroom and didn't want a public one to smell. Once back in the elevator at the hotel, it got stuck. For an hour. I pooped myself and had to wait 40 minutes after that for help. FML

by ItWasOurAnniversary / 09/28/2016 at 8:08am / Australia / Health

Today, I have a speech impediment that's recently become more noticeable. My entire family has decided that the best way to go about handling it is to mock me whenever I try to say something. FML

by christacat / 09/28/2016 at 6:24am / United States (Ohio) / Health

Today, I realised that as I get closer to home, I drive slower and slower so I'm away from my husband for longer. FML

by tedfragle / 09/28/2016 at 5:52am / United Kingdom (Bournemouth) / Love

Today, I was so proud I'd fixed the toilet with a hardware store part without even having to call a plumber. As I happily put the lid back on the tank, I dropped the lid, which broke the tank, spilling water everywhere. Now I need a new toilet, a new floor, and I have to call the plumber. FML

by HomeChump / 09/28/2016 at 1:49am / United States (Illinois) / Money

Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML

by RIP job / 09/28/2016 at 12:26am / Australia / Work

Today, two months into my new marketing job, I presented my first webinar live to over 300 people. Half the audience complained about the horrible sound quality, saying all they could hear was a Mickey Mouse squeaky sound. Turns out it wasn't the sound quality, it was my voice. FML

by Anonymous / 09/27/2016 at 5:29pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, while on break from work, I went to the cafeteria and bought cheese cubes. One of my coworkers, who is usually very pleasant, asked to try some and I said yes. She ate all the cheddar cubes in the bowl, which are the only ones I like. I wasted $3 for someone else to eat my food. FML

by IJustWantedCheez / 09/27/2016 at 1:37pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML

by ashleighsheba / 09/27/2016 at 12:43pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love

Today, my fiancé and I had to attend a wedding. Problem is, I suffer from a severe form of social anxiety. Since I was getting too close to a panic attack, he suggested drinking some wine to help me stay calm, and it worked. Up until I got drunk and threw up in the middle of the restaurant. FML

by Anonymous / 09/27/2016 at 8:28am / Italy (Veneto) / Miscellaneous

Today, I finally found the single flaw in my perfect boyfriend. It's herpes. Genital herpes. FML

by Yikes / 09/27/2016 at 12:34am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy

Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML

by awkward / 09/26/2016 at 5:31pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love