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SuperDaniSuperDani
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1261
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About SuperDani : Hey, I'm Danielle and you should add me as a friend on Xbox 360 at SuperDani38, if you ever wanna shoot zombies.

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SuperDani's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to pull chunks of digested blanket out of my dog's ass because she refuses to listen to me when I tell her not to eat the damn blanket. I can't stop smelling it. FML

#21463195
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3511) - you deserved it (483)

On 08/31/2015 at 10:59pm - animals - by lps8585 - United States (California)

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

#21463092
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5493) - you deserved it (925)

On 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm - kids - by laurencoc - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, it was my birthday and I have no children. My father bluntly says, "Well, I guess if I get any grand-babies out of you now, they will have Down's Syndrome." I just turned 30. FML

#21463070
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4946) - you deserved it (379)

On 08/31/2015 at 5:46pm - kids - by AM (woman) -

Today, I thought I'd locked my house keys in my locker at work. Not having any replacement nearby, I decided to cut the padlock with the saw of my pocket-knife. It took 20 minutes and four cuts into my hand to destroy the padlock. It took another five seconds to find the missing key in my jacket. FML

#21463029
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2400) - you deserved it (4693)

On 08/31/2015 at 4:01pm - misc - by Lockout (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, I saw my ex for the first time since we broke up. We were on a train next to each other for 6 hours, to a festival where our tents were pitched next to each other. We're here for 5 days. FML

#21462968
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14012) - you deserved it (1194)

On 08/31/2015 at 12:27pm - misc - by NoFunForMe - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I thought the girl I was seeing was going to tell me that she loved me. Instead, she told me how she sucked some other guy's dick. FML

#21462923
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17014) - you deserved it (1225)

On 08/31/2015 at 9:16am - intimacy - by FuckThis (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, my wallet was stolen from my purse at work. When I asked my boss to pull the security tape so we could identify the thief, he said, "I don't think I want to know who it is." FML

#21462817
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18200) - you deserved it (1106)

On 08/31/2015 at 12:50am - work - by bgierczak2 - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my dad completely naked. When I expressed my displeasure, he told me to knock next time. I'd agree with him, if he hadn't been standing in the middle of the hallway in our very open living room. FML

#21462782
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15880) - you deserved it (1027)

On 08/30/2015 at 11:27pm - misc - by Eminnis (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while babysitting, I made the kids and myself peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. When their parents came home, their dad took out the same container of peanut butter I had used and let their dog lick out of it. FML

#21462597
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16045) - you deserved it (1281)

On 08/30/2015 at 2:44pm - animals - by anon - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML

#21462595
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16351) - you deserved it (1392)

On 08/30/2015 at 2:29pm - money - by FranchezDeVista (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I watered a dying communal plant. I was fined $250 for littering. FML

#21462582
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15988) - you deserved it (1149)

On 08/30/2015 at 1:46pm - misc - by Waterer - United States (California)

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

#21462545
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23755) - you deserved it (1801)

On 08/30/2015 at 11:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I realized I could make more money being on welfare than I can at my current job. FML

Today, I found out that while my sister can somehow manage to keep an eye on and control her three preschool-aged children at the park, making sure nobody steals my dog from right beside her is just too big of a job. FML

#21462507
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17564) - you deserved it (2410)

On 08/30/2015 at 9:29am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I met my fiancé's much older sister for the first time. Turns out she is actually my old high school English teacher who used to make me cry at least 3 times a week. It's been three hours and I've accidentally called her Miss Willow 4 times and been reduced to tears twice. FML

#21462491
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23067) - you deserved it (2481)

On 08/30/2015 at 8:13am - misc - by Alice (woman) - United States (Utah)



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