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SuperDani

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SuperDani

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SuperDaniSuperDani
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 781
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About SuperDani : Hey, I'm Danielle and I probably couldn't beat you up.

SuperDani's page activity

Visits<b>allstarrider</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 9:40pm<b>ToxicLover29</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 10:38pm<b>Sneado</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 9:46pm<b>TJJOE</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 8:49am<b>Gillett</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 12:08am<b>helloimnutt</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 11:40am<b>jacklev</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 6:39pm<b>xPaladin</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 4:42pm<b>ncbeach22</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 2:49pm<b>shjoh</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 1:59am<b>caspergirl17</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 11:19pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 2:01pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 1:14pm<b>Markovski</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 10:13am<b>Higgy90</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 4:00pm<b>liquifiednate</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 3:36pm<b>24jfred</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 8:01am<b>acg7</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 1:03am

Fucked!<b>TJJOE</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 2:50pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 8:01pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 2:48am<b>24jfred</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 2:01pm<b>gary8082</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 9:42pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 12:47am<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 1:12pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 6:51pm<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 3:10am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 2:12am<b>revidffum69</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 3:10am<b>Nhl5108</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 2:40am<b>The_Pound</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 12:45am<b>Wiringify</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 1:31am<b>mattcliffy22</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 6:27am<b>flufee2</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 5:43am<b>thinblue32</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 4:59pm<b>morondon000</b> - the 12/18/2014 at 3:02pm

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SuperDani's favorite FMLs

Today, on my day off, I received a call from my boss asking why I wasn't at work yet. After getting dressed and an hour-long train ride later, I got there only to find out that it was an April Fool's prank. I had to take the train back home. FML

#21384991
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26194) - you deserved it (5197)

On 03/31/2015 at 10:15pm - work - by IDontGetPaidEnoughForThisShit (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

#21380050
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34448) - you deserved it (2491)

On 03/23/2015 at 10:24am - love - by twelvie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at an important statewide band performance, my mom stayed in her seat, silent, while everyone else gave a standing ovation. FML

Today, I saw a person in my class completing a project that was due two periods later and that they had just started in the bathroom. They got a better grade than me. FML

#21366872
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27903) - you deserved it (4119)

On 03/02/2015 at 9:43pm - misc - by Anomaly - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had a one night stand. After holding in my farts all night as is done, I decided enough was enough and to calmly let one slip out. One did not calmly slip out instead I shit myself in her bed. I was naked at the time so was unable to hide it. FML

#21346279
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29588) - you deserved it (13071)

On 01/29/2015 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

#21333313
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37576) - you deserved it (2473)

On 01/08/2015 at 2:10pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML

#14794923
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36484) - you deserved it (4815)

On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States



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