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SuperDaniSuperDani
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2851
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About SuperDani : My name is Danielle.

SuperDani's page activity

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SuperDani's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally found out why my graphics card in my PC had been overheating recently. My brother disconnected the card's fan because it was too loud when he was gaming. I guess I can always spend another $750. FML

#21524086
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6356) - you deserved it (500)

On 02/08/2016 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I made a delicious casserole for dinner. Just as I was about to serve it, a bowl fell from the cupboard above, exploded on the counter and made it rain tiny, sharp glass shards on my food. I can't pick them all out. FML

#21524037
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5841) - you deserved it (496)

On 02/08/2016 at 12:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - Austria

Today, I was asked to prove that I was Chinese by translating the phrase, "Ching chong ming chang ho". I'm not even Chinese. FML

#21523696
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13205) - you deserved it (985)

On 02/07/2016 at 2:03pm - misc - by Asian - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML

#21523681
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14288) - you deserved it (1021)

On 02/07/2016 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by OhDearGodGrandad (man) - United Kingdom (Redbridge)

Today, for the seventh weekend in a row, I left my weekly visit with my long-distance boyfriend unsatisfied. Seems he enjoys getting shit-faced drunk more than he enjoys getting a boner. FML

#21523668
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12712) - you deserved it (1890)

On 02/07/2016 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by noO (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, the only thing that kept me hard during sex with my wife was thinking about my own naked body. FML

#21523607
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14888) - you deserved it (5092)

On 02/07/2016 at 4:17am - intimacy - by weirdoe (man) - Italy (Sicilia)

Today, while working third shift alone at a gas station, I had to deal with a crazy guy tripping balls and asking me if it was okay to bring a gun into the place. I don't get paid nearly enough for this. FML

#21523593
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14932) - you deserved it (1077)

On 02/07/2016 at 2:49am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML

#21523579
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19118) - you deserved it (982)

On 02/07/2016 at 1:11am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that my university had not accepted the internship I did when I was in college. They placed me in the same bank I interned in, with the same bank manager that I flipped the middle finger at after finishing my internship. FML

#21523525
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9650) - you deserved it (19806)

On 02/06/2016 at 10:36pm - work - by FailingMyCourse - Kuwait (Al Kuwayt)

Today, I was forced to get up in front of ten swim teams, including my own, and a hundred spectators to swim 100 yards with an obvious boner sticking out of my suit. FML

#21523419
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17962) - you deserved it (3114)

On 02/06/2016 at 3:52pm - intimacy - by notagoodtime - United States (California)

Today, after a snowstorm my son decided that boarding off the roof onto my truck would be fun. My truck now has a puncture wound. The same truck that drove him to the hospital for his puncture wound and broken arm. FML

#21523317
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15893) - you deserved it (1382)

On 02/06/2016 at 6:56am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML

#21523316
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15111) - you deserved it (1462)

On 02/06/2016 at 6:42am - animals - by moosemay (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, it's been five days since I started my new job in a new town, just signed a lease on my new apartment too. Now I find out the company's closing down, and since I'm still on probation, I'm told I'm not entitled to any kind of severance. FML

#21523276
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17453) - you deserved it (1414)

On 02/06/2016 at 1:28am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I accidentally forwarded a link to a weird fart porn video to my chat group. They've been silent for 30 minutes now. FML

#21523269
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12566) - you deserved it (9626)

On 02/06/2016 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my grandma got drunk, tried to change the TV channel with my Xbox controller, and slurred at me to fuck off when I told her it wasn't the remote. She pulls this kind of crap way too often. FML

#21523258
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14990) - you deserved it (1123)

On 02/06/2016 at 12:04am - misc - by sick of this shit (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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