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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 March 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6450
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About SuperDani : My name is Danielle I play ps4 when I go home on breaks from college, I have an awesome boyfriend, I'm bisexual, I'm vegan, and I don't really give fuck about a lot of things because in the end what's life anyway? 🖕

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Visits<b>tin_cup</b> - 19 hours ago<b>tranced_</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 5:15am<b>OlRed</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 10:40pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 2:26am<b>xkxaxtx</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 10:37pm<b>jelrid</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 3:15am<b>nicolaslegrain</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 4:45pm<b>brownapple</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 4:56am<b>KeatonHanson</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 11:35pm<b>deathrise007</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 7:03pm<b>vaas90</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 2:38am<b>Adamjohn82</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 3:53pm<b>meltingturtle</b> - the 07/10/2016 at 3:26pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 8:49pm<b>AXel2169</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 3:39pm<b>eyepuppy</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 6:14am<b>dakotadavisbruh</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 2:02pm<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 9:13pm

Fucked!<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 10:37am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 6:13am<b>Vitani_Verci</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 10:37pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 2:02pm<b>TheHeirofTime</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 11:16pm<b>Kuibe</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 6:37pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 6:48am<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 1:23am<b>fhlakd</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 5:24pm<b>s1s1</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 9:18pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 3:16pm<b>pks2014</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 2:27pm<b>george_s_4</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 5:39am<b>bigwell</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 3:25am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 12:37pm<b>boultzboi</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 9:57pm<b>Showieruniform7</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 5:53am<b>Iris_River</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 4:57pm

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SuperDani's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend decided that we should go clubbing together to "catch up". Her version of catching up is me standing beside her making out with some random dude in the parking lot. FML

by jailey / 07/25/2016 at 10:26pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I learned that lightning and flash flooding are the best motivatiors. I learned this while on a run and 2 miles away from school. FML

by benjamin03 / 07/25/2016 at 8:32pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I sent a Snapchat the girl I've been flirting with all week. Her response was the back of her Coke Zero, which had the quote "You've Got a Friend in Me." I got rejected by a soda can. FML

by Anonymous / 07/25/2016 at 5:28pm / United States (Washington) / Geek

Today, I was washing my car, I decided to be kind and to wash my elderly neighbor's car. As it turns out, her sunroof was open. FML

by spaaaarta / 07/25/2016 at 4:17pm / Transportation

Today, I got fired from my first job because of the herpes on my lip. It was actually a 2nd degree burn from soup that splashed on to my lips when I was serving it but my manager doesn't believe me. FML

by mog907 / 07/25/2016 at 2:31pm / United States (Alaska) / Work

Today, at church, I sneezed suddenly and messily into my hand just as the priest asked us to stand and greet our neighbors with a handshake. FML

by BlueMacaw / 07/25/2016 at 10:38am / United States (Oklahoma) / Health

Today, I told my husband that I think he has ADHD. He was offended and began to argue, then he got distracted by a dog outside. FML

by hannamacintosh / 07/25/2016 at 10:13am / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, after months of putting up with it, I finally asked my manager not to put me on shifts with this old guy who is racist, sexist and lazy. This was how I found out that he died over the weekend. FML

by fmlsheffgirl / 07/25/2016 at 7:52am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Work

Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML

by carl_carl_ / 07/25/2016 at 12:17am / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, I was accepted to the college of my dreams. Then I checked the address. Turns out, the letter was meant for my neighbor. I was actually denied. FML

by RektForLyfe / 07/24/2016 at 11:32pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided to finally talk to my crush. I said "hello" to which he replied "first, dye your hair blonde and grow some boobs, then we can talk business." FML

by Brunette, small breasts / 07/24/2016 at 2:51pm / Romania (Giurgiu) / Love

Today, my family, grandma included, took some time to discuss whether or not olive oil is a suitable substitute for lube. FML

by Uh_Oh_Bro / 07/24/2016 at 1:58pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, I was so ashamed of being broke that instead of asking my parents for money, I snuck into their house while they were at work to steal some of their food. FML

by BrokeAndHungry / 07/24/2016 at 1:05pm / United States (Michigan) / Money

Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML

by jaci / 07/24/2016 at 11:27am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, after a week of my new neighbor constantly yelling in his native language, I finally complained about the noise. Turns out that's just his normal talking voice. Goodbye sleep. FML

by Anonymous / 07/24/2016 at 2:40am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous