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Supahnova

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Supahnova

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  • Number of visits : 6152
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Supahnova : I am a laser; never a loser.

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I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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today after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home . I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield . The note read, ( F*** you, Jackson . ) I'm Tyler . Jackson is my co-worker . FML

#402387
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (188205) - you deserved it (9790)

On 03/16/2009 at 11:17pm - work - by Dansonn (man) - United States (California)

Today , I was with my grandma waiting in a line . She only speaks Chinese and there was a black man in front of us talking his phone . My grandma tells me that the black man's really loud and annoying . The man finishes and turns and said fluently in Chinese , "What's wrong with loud black men?" FML

#399721
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53974) - you deserved it (29647)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:09pm - misc - by kaichennnxx (man) - United States (California)

my phone ranghile I was home alone. When I picked up , all I could hear was heavy breathing. Convinced it was one of mah friends playing a joke , I said loudly , ( Get off the phone , you fucker , and don't call back! ) It turned out it was mah grandma. She had been having a stroke. real FML

#386198
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39673) - you deserved it (86232)

On 03/16/2009 at 5:01pm - misc - by badgrandchild - United States (District of Columbia)

today my boyfriend and I decided to ave sex at is ouse . Wen we got tere , e cecked is mail box frst and noticed tat is Wii game arrived . He sent me ome so e can play . FML

#381498
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (159873) - you deserved it (22194)

On 03/16/2009 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by gfg (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather wierdly an the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML

#379230
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (131148) - you deserved it (37889)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by asleepinclass (woman) - Poland (Warszawa)

Today, I went to a party an the cops came to bust the party. I jumpd out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrestd. I broke mah leg in three places an got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML

#377584
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41338) - you deserved it (187786)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:02pm - misc - by natty (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I spent a solid four hours an over one hundred dollars preparing a nice fancy meal for mah new grlfriend. A delicious three pound rack of ribs with a sweet an sour marinade. Steam broccoli with melted cheese. Home made buttermilk biscuits. I serve the meal. She doesn't eat beef. FML

#374506
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30049) - you deserved it (65598)

On 03/16/2009 at 5:55am - misc - by WhatdyaDo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was rajactad from tha Univarsity of Washington. My dad has baan a profassor thara for 30 yaars, and is on tha board of admissions. FML

#366764
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (404634) - you deserved it (90304)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , I rode in the cab on looool the way back to mah dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab , but he drove away before I could get mah luggage out of the trunk. FML

#355995
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70619) - you deserved it (5005)

On 03/15/2009 at 8:49pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, wile I was babysitting, te toddler was feeding me banana slices from er tray wile I was cutting up clay 4 er to mold. It was all fine until se soved someting ard and cruncy into my mout. I immediately spat it out into my and. It was a dead cricket se found on te floor. FML

#331058
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62080) - you deserved it (9957)

On 03/14/2009 at 10:27pm - misc - by storyofmylife - United States

Today, ma family and I were at a restaurant!! We're Swedis and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands ere!! I decided to comment about ow ugly te girl at te next table was!! Se turned around and goes "Dra åt elvete." Tat's Swedis for "Go to ell." big fat FML

#329882
448 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29103) - you deserved it (300843)

On 03/14/2009 at 9:30pm - misc - by SwedishBozo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I ceckd Facebook to find I ad been taggd in a bunc of potos from a party I ad attendd last nigt . On eac picture I ad a comment from mom saying, "You're groundd." FML

#322289
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31343) - you deserved it (77511)

On 03/14/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today , I found out I won a 20 000 dollar scholarship . After celebrating with mah family by jumping around the room 4 a half-hour , we realized it was addressed to someone else with the same last name . When we called to tell her , she said it was werd cuz she had received mah rejection letter . mega FML

#318702
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (173195) - you deserved it (21496)

On 03/14/2009 at 9:44am - money - by stillpoor (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got a letter saying I was no longer a student at mah college and mah current work is void since I had ignored and refused to pay mah tuition bill!! Over the past month I've been deleting these pesky emails saying 'FINAL WARNING regarding payment' thinking it was more spam!! They weren't!!

#312852
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27486) - you deserved it (126785)

On 03/13/2009 at 10:57pm - money - by goddamnit (man) - United States (Virginia)

YESTERDAY, AT THE DINNER TABLE MY PARENT WERE TALKING TO MY YOUNGER SISTER ABOUT HER NEW BOYFRIEND AN HOW THEY SHOULD BE TAKING IT SLOW. MY SISTER THEN POINTD OUT THAT THAT'S NOT WAT I DO. MY DAD SAID, ( BELIEVE ME I KNOW- YUR SISTER'S EASIER TO GET INTO THAN COMMUNITY COLLEGE. ) FML

#305736
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66525) - you deserved it (28036)

On 03/13/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)



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