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About Supahnova : I am a laser; never a loser.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
today after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home . I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield . The note read, ( F*** you, Jackson . ) I'm Tyler . Jackson is my co-worker . FML
Today , I was with my grandma waiting in a line . She only speaks Chinese and there was a black man in front of us talking his phone . My grandma tells me that the black man's really loud and annoying . The man finishes and turns and said fluently in Chinese , "What's wrong with loud black men?" FML
my phone ranghile I was home alone. When I picked up , all I could hear was heavy breathing. Convinced it was one of mah friends playing a joke , I said loudly , ( Get off the phone , you fucker , and don't call back! ) It turned out it was mah grandma. She had been having a stroke. real FML
Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather wierdly an the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML
Today, I went to a party an the cops came to bust the party. I jumpd out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrestd. I broke mah leg in three places an got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML
Today, I spent a solid four hours an over one hundred dollars preparing a nice fancy meal for mah new grlfriend. A delicious three pound rack of ribs with a sweet an sour marinade. Steam broccoli with melted cheese. Home made buttermilk biscuits. I serve the meal. She doesn't eat beef. FML
Today , I rode in the cab on looool the way back to mah dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab , but he drove away before I could get mah luggage out of the trunk. FML
Today, wile I was babysitting, te toddler was feeding me banana slices from er tray wile I was cutting up clay 4 er to mold. It was all fine until se soved someting ard and cruncy into my mout. I immediately spat it out into my and. It was a dead cricket se found on te floor. FML
Today, ma family and I were at a restaurant!! We're Swedis and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands ere!! I decided to comment about ow ugly te girl at te next table was!! Se turned around and goes "Dra åt elvete." Tat's Swedis for "Go to ell." big fat FML
Today , I found out I won a 20 000 dollar scholarship . After celebrating with mah family by jumping around the room 4 a half-hour , we realized it was addressed to someone else with the same last name . When we called to tell her , she said it was werd cuz she had received mah rejection letter . mega FML
Today, I got a letter saying I was no longer a student at mah college and mah current work is void since I had ignored and refused to pay mah tuition bill!! Over the past month I've been deleting these pesky emails saying 'FINAL WARNING regarding payment' thinking it was more spam!! They weren't!!
YESTERDAY, AT THE DINNER TABLE MY PARENT WERE TALKING TO MY YOUNGER SISTER ABOUT HER NEW BOYFRIEND AN HOW THEY SHOULD BE TAKING IT SLOW. MY SISTER THEN POINTD OUT THAT THAT'S NOT WAT I DO. MY DAD SAID, ( BELIEVE ME I KNOW- YUR SISTER'S EASIER TO GET INTO THAN COMMUNITY COLLEGE. ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015