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Supahnova

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Supahnova

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  • Number of visits : 6145
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Supahnova : I am a laser; never a loser.

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Supahnova's favorite FMLs

Today, I can't attend an interview for a great job because I have an exam. An exam I need to pass in order to have a great job like the one I'm missing the interview for. FML

#16039154
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29993) - you deserved it (3599)

On 05/03/2011 at 11:24pm - work - by Username -

Today, I was playing Farmville all day, and I was really into the game. I was getting phone calls all day, but I kept ignoring them cause I was making so much Farm Money. Come to find out it was my son's school. He fell off the jungle gym and broke his arm. FML

#5970435
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8023) - you deserved it (125983)

On 10/24/2009 at 3:25am - kids - by stewhart (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and a screwdriver on his iPod, and at the end he showed how there were no scratches and the screen was still clean. I took my iPod touch and did the same with a knife. It didn't work. FML

#5355612
481 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19579) - you deserved it (242951)

On 09/19/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by MgmEboy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML

#4805621
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23609) - you deserved it (31079)

On 08/25/2009 at 5:17am - misc - by ElevatorThug (man) - Singapore

Today, I found out why my 5 year old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML

#4803668
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40179) - you deserved it (2604)

On 08/25/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by Stripperofthemall - United States (California)

Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML

#4774065
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21666) - you deserved it (39010)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

#4630669
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (116978) - you deserved it (8825)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, my crush was walking up to me and I put my earphones in, playing hard to get. When I heard him say something about a date I take an earphone out and say, "Oh, I didn't see you there!" His response, "They're not connected to anything," holds up the end of my earphones and walks away. FML

#2687233
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10879) - you deserved it (120364)

On 06/07/2009 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

#2681681
371 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46999) - you deserved it (125975)

On 06/07/2009 at 2:02am - love - by dawg3360 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML

#2418263
456 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21186) - you deserved it (222917)

On 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

#2026481
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33691) - you deserved it (146298)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

#1815627
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (439674) - you deserved it (60228)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML

#1775896
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30984) - you deserved it (78511)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by notsexy (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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