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Supahnova
  • Town/Country : Somewhere Over The Rainbow, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4252
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Supahnova : I am a laser; never a loser.

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Today, I decided to quit smoking and put on a nicotine patch. I decided to have one last cigarette and ended up sick at the doctors with nicotine poisoning. FML

#1459
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4922) - you deserved it (32519)

On 01/17/2009 at 1:41pm - health - by zaneey - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

#1028
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5241) - you deserved it (42245)

On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML

#510
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5145) - you deserved it (51070)

On 12/14/2008 at 12:15am - misc - by Behemoth2 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML

#505
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42231) - you deserved it (2278)

On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I argued with a boy from school over a girl. I didn't know he was a black belt judoka. I'm still in pain. FML

#492
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15123) - you deserved it (6116)

On 12/11/2008 at 5:40am - misc - by Pfff - Sent from mobile version

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

#374
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10533) - you deserved it (23558)

On 11/23/2008 at 3:22am - misc - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

Today, I helped my son do his maths homework. He got a C and won’t talk to me anymore. FML

#298
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26072) - you deserved it (14998)

On 11/13/2008 at 6:39am - kids - by pinpin - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

#754
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18125) - you deserved it (7014)

On 11/12/2008 at 3:10am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version



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