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Today, I tried being rebellious for the first time in my life by sneaking out past my curfew. I decided to use my bedroom window to stealthily leave the house. I ended up twisting my ankle when I tried to make my "grand" escape. FML
by thatsureshowedme / 11/08/2014 at 3:33pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Health
by mislead / 09/22/2014 at 12:43pm / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by NoSexForMe / 07/13/2014 at 3:46am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, after a dental appointment, my lips were numb. On the bus on my way back home, the cutest girl smiled at me. In attempt to smile back, I forgot my lips were numb and ended up spitting my chewing gum at her. I had to switch buses. FML
by Anonymous / 04/14/2014 at 6:12am / Malta / Miscellaneous
Today, I marched in the St. Patrick's day parade. My horn has an inconveniently-placed spit valve that has to be drained frequently. At the end, I discovered every time I emptied it, it would spray all over the front of my pants. I marched an entire parade looking like I pissed my pants. FML
by Bandking / 03/17/2014 at 5:48pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by a2 / 02/06/2014 at 1:57am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by GogglesGoggles / 12/23/2013 at 3:24am / United States / Transportation
by Iloverainbows10 / 12/18/2013 at 11:44am / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, during a job interview, I was offered a sandwich. I politely declined, explaining that I'm a coeliac and would probably get very sick. He said coeliac disease "isn't real" and that gluten-free eating is just a fad. I had to leave when he kept pushing me to accept it. FML
by Anonymous / 12/01/2013 at 1:02am / Norway / Health
Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML
by you+me-clothes=53>< / 11/19/2013 at 12:13pm / Austria (Wien) / Intimacy
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
by Zora / 07/15/2012 at 7:13pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Kids
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