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by Anonymous / 11/19/2014 at 12:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by muffins / 08/09/2014 at 9:50am / United States (Maryland) / Work
by familyhatesme / 07/18/2014 at 12:30pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was interviewing a woman for a job. She told me that she may need days off because of her artistic son. I jokingly replied, "Does he color on the walls or something?" She then stared at me with a weird look on her face. Autistic, her son is autistic. FML
by dammit hearing aid / 07/10/2014 at 6:17pm / United States (Iowa) / Work
Today, I started going on and on about dogs and their different types of breed, behaviours, expectancy, etc. When someone asked me how I know all this stuff, I meant to say, "I fucking love animals", I didn't think it through and said, "I love fucking animals". FML
by Zekrome / 05/05/2014 at 3:53am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, it's the last day of my sign language class. At the end of the class, my teacher surprised us by speaking for the first time, also surprising everyone that she wasn't actually deaf. It wouldn't have been so bad had I not just given someone an answer to the test, thinking she couldn't hear me. FML
by booboo300 / 04/03/2014 at 6:16pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/24/2014 at 10:21am / United States / Transportation
by dumbwifehappylife / 02/11/2014 at 8:37pm / United States (Maryland) / Money
Today, a robin flew into my window and died. My mom, being a biology teacher, thought it would be a great experience for my brother and me to dissect it on the kitchen table. She threatened to ground us if we didn't do it. FML
by sciencesadness / 02/08/2014 at 6:24pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
by sabz21 / 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
by yarenis / 12/24/2013 at 5:45am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by MymB612 / 12/24/2013 at 1:50am / Lebanon (Beyrouth) / Miscellaneous
by Awkward / 12/04/2013 at 5:29pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/14/2013 at 12:21pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, my husband was getting undressed. I told my 2-year-old daughter not to go in our bedroom because he was undressing in there. I turned my back and she instantly ran off to my bedroom. I heard her shout "I can see daddy's tail!" Now, she points to everyone's crotch and shouts "TAIL!" FML
by KittyKat / 11/03/2013 at 9:22am / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Kids