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Today, yet again, I had to dye hair brown in advance of the new school year, because school doesn't allow "unapproved" colors, even if thier natural. FML

#20018767
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28892) - you deserved it (1974)

On 08/13/2012 at 1:50pm - misc - by youmothERFUCKErs (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on mah fifteen-year-old son an his friends attempting to set up a rudimentary meth lab in his bedroom . I'm not sure whether to be angrier that they simply tried this, or that they thought burning up baking soda would somehow produce methamphetamine . FML

#20017485
200 comments

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On 08/12/2012 at 8:49pm - kids - by JAdams (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

2DAY I WAS DIGGING IN MY LAWN, TRYING TO IGNORE THE SUSPICIOUS GLANCES COMING FROM MY NOSY FUCKBALL OF A NEIGHBOR. WHEN HE ASKED WAT I WAS DOING, I REPLIED WITH DRIPPING SARCASM, THAT I WAS DIGGING UP THE SCHOOLKIDS I KILLED LAST YEAR. FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER, THE COPS HE CALLED ARRIVED. FML

#20015702
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31266) - you deserved it (8593)

On 08/11/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by diggingaplotforone - United States (California)

Today, mah brother offerd mah boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML

#19997949
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26873) - you deserved it (2694)

On 08/02/2012 at 4:11am - love - by Kelly - United States (California)

Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet !! She said, ( If your looool so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father cuz I've already banged four guys !! ) FML

#19995628
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59057) - you deserved it (10927)

On 08/01/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

2day Ihacked off with a condom on an left it in the living room waste basket so it looked looool like I finally had sex with someone . real FML

#19993573
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14409) - you deserved it (37938)

On 07/30/2012 at 11:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to slowly explain to my boss that in some parts of the world, it's currently winter, due to the different hemispheres. He scoffd, accusd me of "making shit up," and said that if I took him 4 a fool again, I'd be looking 4 a new job. FML

#19938153
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27532) - you deserved it (2103)

On 07/14/2012 at 6:47pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today I Watched As Dad Noticed A Spider On The Cieling. Instead Of Getting A Shoe He Pulled Out A 9mm An Shot It. I'm Not Sure If This Is An Epic Win Or A Sign That Family Is Crazy. FML

#19903364
316 comments

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On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

YESTERDAY, I SNEEZED JAW OUT OF SOCKET. YES, THIS IS POSSIBLE. FML

#19899616
139 comments

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On 07/06/2012 at 11:03am - misc - by hotpatata - United States

Today , I was messing with mah cat by moving mah hand around under the sheets to make it look lyk a mouse , making him pounce at it. Without thinking , I brought mah hand up to scratch mah nose and was immediately attackd by flailing claws. FML

#19897806
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8608) - you deserved it (24604)

On 07/05/2012 at 11:31pm - animals - by ambushcat - United States

Today, I pickad up my car from tha rapair shop, drova two milas, an ran out of gas. I than walkad to gat gas, puttad a gallon of gas in tha car, an triad to start it. Tha battary was too waak to start tha car, an diad on tha spot. FML

#19896001
100 comments

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On 07/05/2012 at 4:24pm - misc - by 303 - United States (Texas)

Today, mah parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" r a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything !! I was baked during the entre conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right !! FML

#19840334
497 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9320) - you deserved it (46316)

On 06/24/2012 at 5:45pm - kids - by :( (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat . The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account .

#19505597
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24905) - you deserved it (2838)

On 04/21/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mom admitted tat te only reason se took me out 4 lunc was because se felt guilty over going on a massive sopping spree 4 my sister wile I was forced to stay ome alone. I tanked er 4 te Wendy's meal anyway. mega FML

#19478625
91 comments

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On 04/16/2012 at 2:49pm - misc - by Rebecca - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was so bakd out of mah mind that I argud with mah parakeet over who fartd!! I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument!! Worse still, mah boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting!! FML

#19406343
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8216) - you deserved it (37382)

On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)



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