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by Anonymous / 02/07/2015 at 6:51am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by DreamsDontComeTrue / 02/05/2015 at 1:15am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
by dogbreederssuck / 02/03/2015 at 10:26am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Animals
by okseñoryoucrazy / 02/01/2015 at 7:43pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by WalkTheOtherWay / 01/31/2015 at 9:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 12:41pm / Canada / Kids
Today, I went to get a haircut. Who shows up not 5 minutes later to also get a haircut? My obnoxious, bully of a boss. She started chatting with me across the salon the entire time. There was no way to get out of the conversation. FML
by Anonymous / 01/29/2015 at 9:50pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hope whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML
by retailshell / 01/28/2015 at 10:01am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
by Animaldude55 / 01/27/2015 at 6:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Evra / 01/23/2015 at 2:39am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by annoyed / 01/22/2015 at 3:23pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
by mybfthecrossdresser / 01/20/2015 at 10:08am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML
by Anonymous / 01/20/2015 at 6:04am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by bad luck Bianca / 01/17/2015 at 5:30pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…
- Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a… Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell… Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two…