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Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML
by Anonymous / 03/11/2015 at 9:50pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/09/2015 at 8:15am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/06/2015 at 10:22pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I had to sit and smile as a drunk lady ranted about how body hair on a woman is disgusting and unfeminine, then in the next breath say that only pedos like women who shave their vaginas. That's the last time I ever have dinner with my boyfriend's parents. FML
by Anonymous / 03/06/2015 at 11:51am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/05/2015 at 8:34pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
by actually just constipated.. and stupid / 03/04/2015 at 10:03am / Tunisia / Health
by failuretolaunch2 / 02/25/2015 at 10:31pm / United States / Intimacy
by mags89 / 02/25/2015 at 9:18am / United States / Work
by toastynippies / 02/24/2015 at 2:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/21/2015 at 10:12am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by trolls have hit the gutters / 02/17/2015 at 1:23pm / United Kingdom (Durham) / Miscellaneous
by jackskellington / 02/10/2015 at 11:34pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML
Today, my boss was telling everyone his mother recently passed away and he'll be off work for a while. I'd been holding in painful gas for a while, so I tried to ease it out. It turned into a long, squeaky fart in front of everyone. Everyone glared at me as if I was trying to be funny. FML
by Anonymous / 02/07/2015 at 9:33am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous