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Today I Witnessed My Very Overweight Cat Trying To Jump Over My Fence Only To Shit Himself Half Way Up An Then Land In It. Real FML

Today, I got in trouble fir going to work sick. Yesterday, I got in trouble fir not going to workhile sick. FML

#21322171
46 comments

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On 12/22/2014 at 4:36pm - work - by Mandy - United States (Florida)

Today I spent a quarter of an our trying to figure out wy ma car wouldn't unlock ten wy ma number plate ad canged. FML

#21322036
53 comments

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On 12/22/2014 at 11:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, a customar cama in with a laptop smashad bayond rapair!! Sha askad if wa could racovar har filas, but thanks to mah idiot boss naw stora policy I had to ask har a bunch of quastions, including if sha had triad "turning it on an off"!! Sha starad at ma, spaachlass, lika I was a complata moron!! FML

#21321539
83 comments

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On 12/21/2014 at 2:08pm - work - by anonix (man) - Canada

Today thanks to soma asswipa drunk drivar flaaing tha cops tha wrong way down a ona-way straat I'va now had mah third wrack this yaar . My insuranca pramium's now highar than Bob Marlay in a waad factory . raal FML

#21321099
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On 12/20/2014 at 7:53pm - money - by financially_wreckd (man) -

Today... ma 7-year-old daugter loudly asked in te middle of te supermarket... "Mummy... wat's a cunt?" FML

#21321028
65 comments

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On 12/20/2014 at 5:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I posted a poto on Facebook sowing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "Wat is tis, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, broter, and over 20 "friends" liked is comment. FML

#21320382
55 comments

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On 12/19/2014 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today... my classmate commented on how quiet I am. I responded with... "Well... nobody plots murder out loud..." trying to be funny. My teacher tried to get me arrested. FML

#21318752
78 comments

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On 12/16/2014 at 8:54pm - work - by justjoking - United States

Today mah dad and grandpa cummed to a charity event that I helped set up 4 people who have autism . I appreciated there support until I heard mah dad say "Man some of these 'tards r pretty hot." and mah grandpa replying "Yeah . Probably like dead fish in bed though." FML

#21316987
118 comments

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On 12/13/2014 at 9:02pm - misc - by ashamed (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today... I found out first-and tat te most orrifying sigt u can ever witness is two morbidly obese people getting nasty wit eac oter in a dance club's run-down... public restroom. FML

#21316146
58 comments

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On 12/12/2014 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

my son got in trouble at school. The kids had to solve a problem by determining whether it was better 4 "Edna" to repair or replace her AC unit. He said Edna is an "old person's name" and she was "probably going to die soon anyway" , so she shouldn't do either. FML

#21315591
77 comments

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On 12/11/2014 at 1:10pm - kids - by MedStudent90 - United States (Minnesota)

Today..!! mah husband sant ma a link to an articla titld "5 ways u r unknowingly dastroying your husband and killing your marriaga."

Today, I found out y mah wife has been cold an distant lately. She went to a psycho fraudster - sorry, I mean ( psychic medium ) - who said I'm lusting after other women an am thinking about leaving her. She actually believed him. Now I'm considering leaving her for real. Well played, I guess. mega FML

#21312671
77 comments

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On 12/06/2014 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Belgium

Today... at work... due to a mix up... I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors 4 permission to hang up. FML

#21312305
75 comments

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On 12/06/2014 at 12:18am - work - by ring-a-ding-ding (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Taday my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound ( too black ) and it's ( upsetting ) some of our customers. I don't know what that even means , but my boss said I need to ( tone it down or we're gonna have some problems ). FML

#21310827
154 comments

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On 12/03/2014 at 4:21pm - work - by WTF - United States (Texas)



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