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Today, in an attempt to lower my stress and anxiety, I tried out an anti-stress coloring page on my phone. I couldn't get the color to evenly fill inside the lines and it stressed me out even more, to the point where I started crying at work. FML
by coloring is not for me / 11/10/2015 at 12:52am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 11/08/2015 at 1:15am / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by dirtytoes / 11/06/2015 at 9:27am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by I'm my husband's second mom / 11/03/2015 at 2:14am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
by caroline / 10/29/2015 at 4:02pm / Germany / Kids
Today, I woke up at 2am and went to use the toilet. I sat there doing my business, when I heard a voice whisper my name from behind me. I live alone and the toilet is right up against the wall. I screamed and ran back to my room, then went without sleep for the rest of the night. FML
by haunted / 10/23/2015 at 4:41pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by moonbears / 10/22/2015 at 12:46pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by RIPcareer / 10/18/2015 at 3:18pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
Today, four days after moving into my new house, I woke up to a guy yelling "Fuck you, Claire" followed by a brick smashing through my living room window. Now I know why Claire was so eager to finalize the sale. FML
by Anonymous / 10/16/2015 at 1:12pm / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
by althornton2462 / 10/11/2015 at 8:27pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Love
Today, I'm staying at my grandparents' house. I went upstairs to grab my sketchbook to show off to my grandma. My grandpa is half-deaf, which I guess explains how he didn't hear me. I heard him though, jerking off and muttering the most disgusting sexual things about "Tara." I'm Tara. FML
by T-Bear / 10/07/2015 at 11:02am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by aishyaslife89 / 10/06/2015 at 6:03pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/06/2015 at 12:22pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, a 60 year old veteran hit on me by pointing to his white hair and saying: "Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire down below." Then he told me vets eat free at Cracker Barrel. FML
by Bex98 / 09/28/2015 at 12:31pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/26/2015 at 8:08am / United States / Love
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