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Stypahorlikson
  • Town/Country : New York City, United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 170
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Stypahorlikson : Hello there, stranger(s)! Theatre is my life, Broadway is my dream! Dominican, Directioner, Whovian, FunnyPicsUser, New Yorker & heavy metal fanatic. I love Imagine Dragons, Rise Against, The Neighbourhood, coffee and anything and everything Star Wars. Message me on my kik for a chat - K_Dilone. Okay? Okay. Buh-bye, lovelies =^{)

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Today, while at work as a lifeguard, an older gentleman who comes in almost every morning wearing a very tight swimming suit, came up to me and said, "I don't want you having any erotic fantasies of me." After a long pause he added, "Actually, I wouldn't mind it if you do." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30140) - you deserved it (3393)

On 03/17/2010 at 3:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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