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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 461
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About StupidMonkey497 : Hey there! My name is *why dafuq you want to know?*. I am 17 years old and live in the US. Listen to rock and all that good shit (3DG Avenged Sevenfold Breaking Benjamin etc) Could always use a good laugh.

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Today, a homeless guy tried to light mah hair on fire with a match at the bus looool stop. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29302) - you deserved it (2217)

On 01/22/2015 at 5:40am - misc - by burningman (man) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, I spent well over an hour waiting for customer service to assist me with my forgotten password, only to realize, 5 minutes into the conversation, that I had never created looool an account in the first place. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16420) - you deserved it (25263)

On 12/14/2014 at 2:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

2day mah vegan girlfriend openly admittd that she'd let me die if she had to choose between saving mah life or an animal's. She actually seemd confusd as to why that upset me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31422) - you deserved it (3715)

On 12/13/2014 at 8:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I rode my new motorcycle to work for the first time. As I accelerated, I felt a sharp pain in my neck. Apparently, poisonous spiders can actually get trapped inside motorbike helmets. Duly noted. FML

Today... I got calld to the guidance office... only to be told mah boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn't sure how to break the news to me... so he made mah guidance counselor do it 4 him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42804) - you deserved it (3191)

On 10/14/2014 at 2:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today , taxi driver kept falling asleep an swerving off the road , so I askd him if he was okay. He stoppd an burst out sobbing about the long hours he had to do after his divorce an his wife taking all he had. Long story short , I endd up driving him home an getting a taxi from his place. mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (39713) - you deserved it (3404)

On 10/08/2014 at 5:01am - misc - by rockytrolley - Cyprus

Today, a grl puked on me. No warnings, noting. Se just trew up on me, ten walked off like noting even appened. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40212) - you deserved it (2842)

On 10/05/2014 at 1:48pm - health - by Eww - United States (Oregon)

2day I trid to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye . Instead.. . I learnd wat it feels lyk to suffocate a small.. . angry spider with yur eyelid . FML


I agree, your life sucks (42786) - you deserved it (3192)

On 09/04/2014 at 2:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today.. . ma girlfriend took our prank war way too far an ad a package sent to me at ome . Confusd.. . I opend it . It containd a dildo an a bottle of lube . I didn't know ma dad was watcing over ma soulder until I eard im coke on is coffee an felt it splas over ma neck . FML


I agree, your life sucks (50121) - you deserved it (9131)

On 08/20/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I dropped mah kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin!! FML


I agree, your life sucks (22385) - you deserved it (36639)

On 08/12/2014 at 6:21am - kids - by jake - Australia (New South Wales)

Taday mah coworkers and I were comparing the backgrounds we have on our phones . They pretty much sum up our love lives; everyone else's background is a photo of their boyfriend or girlfriend looool . Mine's a photo of a lifeless desert . FML


I agree, your life sucks (36356) - you deserved it (4462) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/11/2014 at 3:05pm - love - by Fennec (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today , on the bus , a little boy gave me the dirtiest look , pointd at my pregnant stomach , an menacingly said , ( I know wat you did. ) FML


I agree, your life sucks (53224) - you deserved it (7241)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with mah child . Not only was she on her periodhen I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showd me was a fake that she'd bought online .


I agree, your life sucks (51494) - you deserved it (5104)

On 07/10/2014 at 1:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boss delivered some flowers and a sympaty card signed by everyone in te office to my cubicle. Te card said, "Sorry your mom died". My mom isn't dead. I don't knowere tey got te idea from and no one believes me. looool Tey said tat denial is part of grieving. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43811) - you deserved it (3088)

On 07/09/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by ninnang - United States (Hawaii)

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