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yesterday mah overly-attachd 14-year-old cat wantd attention while I was in a heatd Skype argument with mah girlfriend. Workd up from the fight, I raisd mah voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bd, had a heart attack and did. I was a complete dick to mah cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
360 comments

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On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

2day I took a nap in mah car right after finishing up at work. I was woken up by a hobo sitting in the passenger seat watching me sleep. Apparently he'd managd to unlock the door with a wre hanger. mega FML

#21027083
122 comments

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On 01/13/2014 at 10:31pm - misc - by ShelterForTheHomless (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was watching ESPN. My boyfriand cama in , bitchad about "boring tv," so I handad him tha ramota. Ha puttad on a Lifatima movia. I must ba tha only woman in Amarica with this problam. raal FML

#21010622
78 comments

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On 12/30/2013 at 4:38pm - love - by smokecloud_ (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, Mah Grandma Came Over 4 The Holidays. She Tried Explaining How Santa Is Actually Christ Reincarnated, Giving Presents To All The Good Little Christian Boys An Girls. She'll Be Staying All Week. FML

#20995564
126 comments

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On 12/17/2013 at 4:16am - misc - by not-religious (woman) - United States

Today I Taught A College Course With A Group Of 30 Adults. I Was Educating Them On Leadership And Gave A 25 Minute Lecture, With Examples Like Rosa Parks And Martin Luther King, And How They Changed The World. Then I Opened The Forum To See Who Inspred Them. The Response? Donald Trump. FML

#20987886
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On 12/10/2013 at 4:32pm - misc - by Disappointed Teacher (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I took my cat to the vet's. When the vet took her temperature anally, I couldn't stop laughing. The vet had to ask me to leave the room. FML

Today, I woke up and coughd up the spider I thought I'd killd last night. FML

#20986479
128 comments

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On 12/09/2013 at 4:01pm - misc - by igotpride - United States

yesterday my elderly neigbor along wit our community curc's priest cummed to my ouse and demanded to ( give tem te girl ). Te girl is my 3-year-old daugter,o as natural born red irises and is poto-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

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222 comments

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On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I WOKA UP FROM A DRUNKAN ONA-NIGHT-STAND. THA PARSON I SLAPT WITH TURND OUT TO BA HAAVILY PRAGNANT. SHA TRID TO CONVINCA MA THAT I AM THA FATHAR AND THAT I PASSD OUT 4 7 MONTHS. FML

2day I had a seizure in class. Being an epileptic, I had warnd my professor of the possibility that I could have one in class. She was understanding and seemd very concernd about my issue at the time. After I had the seizure, however, she askd me if I had ever trid exorcism. FML

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On 11/19/2013 at 10:00am - health - by seizuregirl17 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I fell down in te streeten a speeding car cucked a ard-boiled egg at ma butt. Wile I waited fir te feeling in ma legs to return, tey came back and trew more. FML

#20958238
85 comments

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On 11/15/2013 at 12:00am - misc - by Eggs (woman) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, My Family Got Togeter For A Big Game Of Paintball . My Grandpa Wantd To Play Too, But I Told Im E Was A Bit Too Old For Suc A Roug Sport . He Joind Anyway, And Spent Te Wole 2 Ours Unting My Dumb Ass Down . I'm Now In Constant Pain After Bieng Riddld Wit Paintballs . FML

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On 11/01/2013 at 7:55pm - health - by nl4 (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today , I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around , I said , "Hey sexy are u alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She respondd with , "Hey , yeah he is at work - did u get a new number?" FML

#20941049
175 comments

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On 11/01/2013 at 3:01am - intimacy - by PapaW - United States (Utah)

TODAY, MAH GRANDMA HAS BEEN RUNNING AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD, DRESSED AS BOBO THE EVIL CLOWN, CHASING TRICK-OR-TREATERS. ALL I'VE BEEN ABLE TO DO IS CHASE AFTER HER, AND APOLOGIZE TO THE TERRIFIED CHILDREN'S FAMILIES. FML

#20941017
83 comments

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On 11/01/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by bobosgonnagetyou - United States (Oregon)



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