Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 November 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6576
  • Number of comments : 913
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About StormfrontX33 : I'm generally a cool person to hang around. Even better if you get to know me. Into a variety of things such as cod, reading, outdoors, traveling, writing poetry, thinking, drinking, and acting stupid. Intellectual, yet fairly amusing. Seems boring, but who can cram a personality into a profile?

La Mas Preciosa💙

UNLV Alumni. Can also speak French, Spanish, and German.

StormfrontX33's page activity

Visits<b>taylorcheri</b> - 16 hours ago<b>khiiirsty</b> - 17 hours ago<b>Schuyler16</b> - yesterday at 11:12am<b>kitteh86</b> - the 12/04/2016 at 12:18am<b>NutellaCongress</b> - the 11/30/2016 at 10:39am<b>Summoner_T3L</b> - the 11/29/2016 at 10:07pm<b>CubyRocket</b> - the 11/28/2016 at 11:36pm<b>IvanTheWolfie98</b> - the 11/28/2016 at 11:14pm<b>Autistic_Slut</b> - the 11/28/2016 at 11:06pm<b>idiotstar123</b> - the 11/28/2016 at 2:03pm<b>HeavyWeaponsGuy</b> - the 11/27/2016 at 11:18pm<b>MaxTheNeko</b> - the 11/20/2016 at 11:23am<b>Melodyrain</b> - the 11/19/2016 at 4:35pm<b>godzilllla</b> - the 11/19/2016 at 4:06pm<b>TWISTED_RUFFMAN</b> - the 11/18/2016 at 5:45am<b>max367</b> - the 11/16/2016 at 10:13pm<b>ur_a_loser</b> - the 11/15/2016 at 1:50pm<b>RhiannonMuh</b> - the 11/15/2016 at 12:38pm

Fucked!<b>Melodyrain</b> - the 11/19/2016 at 10:35pm<b>TWISTED_RUFFMAN</b> - the 11/18/2016 at 11:45am<b>taylorcheri</b> - the 11/15/2016 at 9:18am<b>Levi2411</b> - the 11/06/2016 at 8:46am<b>HeavyWeaponsGuy</b> - the 11/02/2016 at 8:09pm<b>liquifiednate</b> - the 10/31/2016 at 10:45pm<b>idiotstar123</b> - the 10/31/2016 at 7:13pm<b>CAT47LOVE</b> - the 10/30/2016 at 4:55am<b>Attackofthebeans</b> - the 10/30/2016 at 2:13am<b>Devin_Onorato</b> - the 10/29/2016 at 10:34am<b>kitteh86</b> - the 10/28/2016 at 5:39am<b>diegoc131</b> - the 10/22/2016 at 9:53pm<b>mytime654321</b> - the 10/16/2016 at 3:44pm<b>tmj25789</b> - the 10/16/2016 at 5:19am<b>coolster5000</b> - the 10/10/2016 at 7:44am<b>magicdust95</b> - the 10/09/2016 at 10:08am<b>we_are_awsome</b> - the 10/08/2016 at 7:26pm<b>The_Unlucky1</b> - the 10/08/2016 at 3:52pm

StormfrontX33's FML badges

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

See all of StormfrontX33's badges

StormfrontX33's favorite FMLs

Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML

by rmonk / 07/06/2016 at 8:17am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up to my husband chuckling. When I asked him what was so funny. He told me that during the night I attempted to shove one of the kids' pacifiers in his mouth. I don't remember this, at all. He thinks it's hysterical. I'm not sure what to think. FML

by Binkplugged / 07/05/2016 at 2:01pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML

by cavallo31 / 06/27/2016 at 8:47pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was taking the train home from another unsuccessful job interview. As I was sitting there, I felt the urge to yawn, but before I could raise my hand to cover my mouth some guy stuck his finger in it. FML

by tittyboomboom / 03/24/2016 at 9:16am / Australia / Transportation

Today, while my husband was at work, he missed our son saying his first word ("Dada"), taking his first steps and smashing the widescreen TV with a well-aimed teddy bear. Care to guess which of these three things made my husband cry. FML

by michelle / 11/15/2015 at 10:21am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML

by Walter / 10/23/2015 at 11:17pm / Spain / Intimacy

Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML

by smooth / 12/30/2014 at 8:39pm / United States / Work

Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring 'cause he was so good looking. FML

by anonymous / 12/23/2014 at 6:28am / Austria (Wien) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound "too black" and it's "upsetting" some of our customers. I don't know what that even means, but my boss said I need to "tone it down or we're gonna have some problems". FML

by WTF / 12/03/2014 at 4:21pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He's Latino, so I thought he'd like it if I made a bit of noise and called him "papi" while we did it. It freaked him out enough to kill his boner, and now he thinks I have some kind of incest fetish. FML

by Anonymous / 12/03/2014 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML

by RuinedTheMood / 09/21/2014 at 1:11am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I started going on and on about dogs and their different types of breed, behaviours, expectancy, etc. When someone asked me how I know all this stuff, I meant to say, "I fucking love animals", I didn't think it through and said, "I love fucking animals". FML

by Zekrome / 05/05/2014 at 3:53am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac laptop. I tried to wipe it away with my thumb, but it just kept crawling. Turns out the worm lives *inside* my screen, beneath the glass. FML

by Anonymous / 03/21/2014 at 1:14am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out my little brother is a highly committed Nazi. He goes to meetings and everything, my parents think it's great he is "getting out and developing a social life." FML

by he is going to hell / 09/18/2012 at 5:46pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML

by mustanggt / 07/10/2012 at 11:39am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous