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StormfrontX33
  • Town/Country : Your Backyard, Staaten Vereinigten
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 November 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 2058
  • Number of comments : 423
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About StormfrontX33 : I'm a fairly cool guy to hang around.
Committed for life with the most wonderful woman on Earth. Im completely and totally in love.

University Student, can speak French and German as well.

Ich habe alle Tassen im Schrank

Serait bon si tu me laisserais tomber

Yes, that is a stealth bomber. Nellis AFB

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StormfrontX33's favorite FMLs

Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac laptop. I tried to wipe it away with my thumb, but it just kept crawling. Turns out the worm lives *inside* my screen, beneath the glass. FML

#21092367
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39888) - you deserved it (3756)

On 03/21/2014 at 1:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out my little brother is a highly committed Nazi. He goes to meetings and everything, my parents think it's great he is "getting out and developing a social life." FML

#20078083
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25849) - you deserved it (1501)

On 09/18/2012 at 5:46pm - misc - by he is going to hell (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML

#19918441
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6323) - you deserved it (25342)

On 07/10/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by mustanggt (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

#19903364
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28105) - you deserved it (3397)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)



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