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StolenKnight

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 November 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 140
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About StolenKnight : Uhh not much to tell, I'm a freshman in high school, love music like pink Floyd slipknot slayer hopsin, really anything, pretty chill guy, guess that's it, oh and I'm a huge gamer.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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StolenKnight's favorite FMLs

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

#21357430
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32482) - you deserved it (12935)

On 02/16/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by cactii - United States

Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML

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276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19210) - you deserved it (27947)

On 07/20/2012 at 6:20am - kids - by great - New Zealand (Waikato)



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