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Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55193) - you deserved it (6352)

On 04/18/2013 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML

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On 03/13/2013 at 12:57am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML

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On 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by Rosie (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

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On 12/25/2010 at 8:38am - intimacy - by Jessie - United States (Texas)



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