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Visits<b>dr_chameleon</b> - the 08/14/2013 at 3:04pm

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Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him !! He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless !! He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next looool time." FML


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On 04/18/2013 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today I held hands with the boy I like!! Without thinking I commentd that his right hand is softer as if he only usd lotion on that one hand!! And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence!! FML


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On 03/13/2013 at 12:57am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today , I woke up to the sight of boyfriend playing a game on iPhone with his penis. FML


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On 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by Rosie (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, mah boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he startd making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, ( Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1... ) and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML


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On 12/25/2010 at 8:38am - intimacy - by Jessie - United States (Texas)

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