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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having… Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex… Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I'm extremely uncomfortable with eye contact,…