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by Anonymous / 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm / United States / Intimacy
by TheGoodTwin / 07/14/2011 at 11:53am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, the whole family came together to celebrate my grandmother's 80th birthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken my grandmother's virginity 60 years ago. It went on for about 30 minutes. FML
by Anonymous / 07/14/2011 at 4:40am / Austria / Intimacy
by whyme102008 / 07/13/2011 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2011 at 1:02am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by 44haley44 / 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm / United States / Intimacy
by Khrixas_069 / 06/18/2011 at 3:10am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by evomadrid24 / 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Madmanmorton / 06/16/2011 at 2:34pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, as I was mowing my neighbors lawn, I found the playboy magazine he left in his yard. I found it with the mower. I spent the next hour picking up little shards of naked women for no extra pay. FML
by / 06/16/2011 at 10:43am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by crushed dreams / 06/16/2011 at 2:20am / United States / Intimacy
by James64138 / 06/15/2011 at 6:13am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML
by Username / 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Intimacy
by secretpornstar / 06/13/2011 at 3:23pm / United Kingdom (Edinburgh) / Intimacy
by sheyshey0413 / 06/13/2011 at 1:05pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…