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SteffiTheSmile

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 December 1940 (75 years)
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SteffiTheSmile's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that 95% of my facebook friends added me only because they think my sisters are hot. FML

#13944368
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32452) - you deserved it (4374)

On 11/23/2010 at 12:22am - misc - by smallfrie32 -

Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML

#13863853
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51757) - you deserved it (12837)

On 11/16/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by nicolette5785452 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered the piggy bank I made a Facebook account for has more friends than me. It has 12. FML

#13733621
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26075) - you deserved it (13852)

On 11/06/2010 at 12:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a woman got out of a car to scream at me as I was walking with the kids I babysit, demanding to know where I was taking her children. Apparently the woman who pays me is also a babysitter, who I have been "covering" for on her party nights. The mother doesn't believe I didn't know this. FML

#13567448
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37333) - you deserved it (2632)

On 10/23/2010 at 8:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML

#13285229
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31851) - you deserved it (5658)

On 10/02/2010 at 2:28am - love - by ohman - Singapore

Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML

#12967216
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16066) - you deserved it (38557)

On 09/08/2010 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by WTF?!?! - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML

#12566146
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34346) - you deserved it (3814)

On 08/16/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walk out to the living room, and tell my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He says no, and then pretends to fall asleep. FML

#12090556
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35018) - you deserved it (6224)

On 07/24/2010 at 7:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous90 (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML

#10899108
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33048) - you deserved it (5017)

On 06/01/2010 at 12:35am - love - by AbFlab (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML

#9721953
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27685) - you deserved it (59299)

On 04/08/2010 at 12:27am - kids - by bleredoshia (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML

#9416886
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53332) - you deserved it (10146)

On 03/27/2010 at 4:26am - intimacy - by pumpkinlover89 - United States (California)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

#8938821
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24451) - you deserved it (21702)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I told my mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to be happy. Instead, she screamed that I was no longer her daughter and she never wanted to see me again before throwing me out of her house, because I got pregnant out of wedlock. Nice math mom. I've been married for 5 months. FML

#8887792
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40401) - you deserved it (2655)

On 03/07/2010 at 5:27am - misc - by notamathematician (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML

#7459742
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25059) - you deserved it (8177)

On 01/20/2010 at 6:19pm - health - by M_Kclift1994 (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, it was the first time my boyfriend had seen me naked. He grabs my breasts and then begins to sing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He is 22. FML

#7152531
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22380) - you deserved it (5801)

On 01/04/2010 at 9:27pm - intimacy - by ambermcnulty - Sent from mobile version



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