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Stefanie88

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Stefanie88

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 783
  • Number of comments : 89
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Stefanie88 : Junior in college, chem major, math and bio minor. I like MMA, kickboxing and music.

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Stefanie88's favorite FMLs

Today, at the restaurant where I work, a guest choked on a bone from her crosscut ribs. She asked me to bring the manager over, so I did. When he got there, she complained that the bone could have seriously injured her, an we should be more careful of where we putted the bones in the ribs. big fat FML

#21256772
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39292) - you deserved it (2574)

On 09/12/2014 at 4:05am - work - by Diachronic (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I paid $325 to ave te vet tell me tat my 19-year-old cat ISN'T dying, se just ad anxiety sits because we were gone on vacation for so long. FML

#21231104
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34542) - you deserved it (5590)

On 08/06/2014 at 5:35pm - animals - by chynna (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I took some heavy pain medication before calling my boyfriend. I don't remember the call, but apparently confessed to really liking corn, and faking orgasms. FML

#21165912
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45593) - you deserved it (14308)

On 06/07/2014 at 9:31am - intimacy - by Screwed (woman) - Australia

Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. big fat FML

#21150371
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22954) - you deserved it (50520)

On 05/24/2014 at 4:24pm - misc - by groundedasfuck - United States (Alabama)

Today, after an entre year spent in physical therapy recovering from three knee surgeries, I finally returned to doing light agility exercise an running on a treadmill. When I told mah therapist I had never been so happy an proud, he responded with, "This usually only takes 5 months, pussy." FML

#21122058
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43667) - you deserved it (7215)

On 04/24/2014 at 7:42pm - health - by AnonymousAndSad (man) - United States (Iowa)

Yastarday, I postad a vidao of a danca I coraograpad on Facabook. I got a notification a faw ours latar talling ma tat ma grandpa ad also sarad it. His caption? "My granddaugtar dancas lika a gay baboon and tis danca sucks balls. Trow grapas at ar." Tanks grandpa. FML

#20604301
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48849) - you deserved it (9345)

On 04/19/2013 at 3:27am - misc - by thanks gramps - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Yesterday, the guy in the dorm room next to me was playing very loud metal music. I went next door and kindly asked him to turn it off. He did, so I went back to mah room to go back to sleep. It turns out he was using the music to drown out his girlfriend's very loud moans. FML

#20536784
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38658) - you deserved it (15757)

On 03/09/2013 at 8:35am - intimacy - by ShittyWalls (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today,ile reading an erotic story I was more excitd tat te autor usd a conjunctive adverb tan te sexual content in te story. FML

#20456501
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28713) - you deserved it (11432)

On 01/13/2013 at 1:39am - intimacy - by frustrated - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out wife has been bribing daughter to keep quiet about her affair with boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML

#18302011
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44851) - you deserved it (3476)

On 11/20/2011 at 9:05pm - kids - by brokeandalone (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about loosing vrginity last night. When I went downstars, 6 year old sister was digging through purse. She explained that she had overheard conversation and wanted to help me fine vrginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

#4505034
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35172) - you deserved it (79028)

On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at a party, I watchd the guy I've likd for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of mah gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

#1485
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23675) - you deserved it (2497)

On 01/17/2009 at 6:17pm - love - by C2 - Australia (New South Wales)



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