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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 July 1983 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 217
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML


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On 07/04/2015 at 1:02am - intimacy - by alison (woman) - United States

Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML


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On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML


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On 08/09/2014 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML


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On 04/30/2014 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while I was making dinner, my husband argued that our new dog has intelligence issues, and we should give him away. I angrily defended the poor thing, and had almost won, until the dog walked over and licked the inside of the hot oven door. FML


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On 04/30/2014 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while at a restaurant with my husband for our 4-year anniversary, he kept behaving strangely, breathing deeply and eventually sighing happily. I thought the wine had just gone to his head. Nope; he proudly admitted later that he'd jerked off without anyone noticing, even me. FML


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On 04/29/2014 at 2:48pm - misc - by god (woman) - United Kingdom (West Lothian)

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