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StealthRaid

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StealthRaid

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 174
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About StealthRaid : "I'm a blowfish!" -Jesse Pinkman

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Visits<b>dimos4ever</b> - the 07/08/2014 at 3:53pm<b>notabeachbabe</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 11:51am<b>cherrio27</b> - the 06/23/2014 at 12:09am<b>foxwasalamb</b> - the 06/18/2014 at 6:29pm<b>lirideout</b> - the 05/02/2014 at 8:22pm<b>Rababco</b> - the 01/03/2014 at 12:38am<b>marykaitlyn</b> - the 11/04/2013 at 11:43pm

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StealthRaid's favorite FMLs

Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML

#21249089
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48325) - you deserved it (3996)

On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML

#21233221
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43630) - you deserved it (4100)

On 08/09/2014 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML

#21127339
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41131) - you deserved it (5186)

On 04/30/2014 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while I was making dinner, my husband argued that our new dog has intelligence issues, and we should give him away. I angrily defended the poor thing, and had almost won, until the dog walked over and licked the inside of the hot oven door. FML

#21126864
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44216) - you deserved it (5777)

On 04/30/2014 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while at a restaurant with my husband for our 4-year anniversary, he kept behaving strangely, breathing deeply and eventually sighing happily. I thought the wine had just gone to his head. Nope; he proudly admitted later that he'd jerked off without anyone noticing, even me. FML

#21126320
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43790) - you deserved it (4999)

On 04/29/2014 at 2:48pm - misc - by god (woman) - United Kingdom (West Lothian)



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