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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 July 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About SteakfryOne : THE Otaku.

I like anime, food, and the misery and suffering of others. My favorite musical artist is Two Door Cinema Club. I play the guitar and sing, because I love music.

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Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42891) - you deserved it (4068)

On 06/10/2014 at 11:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40781) - you deserved it (10295)

On 06/09/2014 at 5:20pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, some pig slapped my ass as he passed me in the street, then looked back at me with a dirty grin. His grin turned to horror when he realized that I'm actually a guy, then to anger as he bitched me out for "tricking" him by "looking like a chick". FML


I agree, your life sucks (59675) - you deserved it (7125)

On 06/08/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by 404: sense not found (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML


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On 06/07/2014 at 11:22pm - misc - by Un1ucky (woman) - United States

Today, I took some heavy pain medication before calling my boyfriend. I don't remember the call, but apparently confessed to really liking corn, and faking orgasms. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48116) - you deserved it (15066)

On 06/07/2014 at 9:31am - intimacy - by Screwed (woman) - Australia

Today, I donated blood. Afterwards, I regained consciousness on the floor with a half-eaten cookie in my mouth. FML

Today, I attempted to ask a girl out by doing a flash mob and singing for her in the store where she works. Turns out, she suffers from anxiety and the overwhelming amount of attention caused a panic attack. No, I didn't get a date. FML


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On 06/18/2013 at 11:02am - love - by Well, crap (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Their reasoning? I stole things. When I asked what I'd stolen, my aunt looked me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34089) - you deserved it (3088)

On 08/24/2011 at 4:03am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21553) - you deserved it (4943)

On 02/10/2010 at 9:33pm - work - by roundemup (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML


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On 11/08/2009 at 7:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway. I was already having a bad day, and was upset that some stuck up fool blocked my driveway, so I keyed the driver's side. 5 minutes later my parents show up. The BMW was a graduation gift for me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25515) - you deserved it (233956)

On 07/07/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by Stoopid (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally got cleared after my knee surgery and wanted to go salsa dancing with a girl I liked. So we went and I thought I would show off a little bit and try to dip her and kiss her. Turns out my knee isn't strong enough and now she won't talk to me after dropping her on the floor. FML


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On 04/28/2009 at 2:50am - love - by Mikey (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking up to girlfriends house when her terrifying Marine Corps dad threw a football at me. Not being very athletic i surprised myself by catching it. He gestured for me throw it back and i watched it spiral wildy to the left and hit my girlfriends mom in the face. FML


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On 03/18/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Jaxter (man) - United States (Idaho)

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