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Star_Fishie
  • Town/Country : Idaho, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 143
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Star_Fishie : O_O

Live life laughing! Especially at yourself!
Life is good!
Crap I like:
Play video games
Manga/anime
Listen to a butt load of music
Paper mâché
DIY crafting
Browse YouTube.... A LOT
Raise my three year old
Bake, bake, and bake! (You guys want some cooookies?!)
Sock slide (most fun thing evar

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Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML

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187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48707) - you deserved it (16728)

On 04/04/2013 at 12:04pm - intimacy - by Ribbed for Her Disaster (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I woke up after sleeping with my boyfriend for the first time. I rolled over and smiled at him, and the first thing he said was, "You farted. A lot." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25504) - you deserved it (5487)

On 01/07/2013 at 10:40am - love - by gassy - United States (Texas)



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