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About Star928 : Hahahabananaha people think im weird.

But why be boring?
My life is just full of FML, guess that this is where I belong :3

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Today, mah boyfriend an I reachd that point in our relationshiphere just a simple phone conversation was too boring . His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together . FML

#20035502
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18388) - you deserved it (6003)

On 08/22/2012 at 11:13am - love - by Minecraftwhyyy (woman) - United States

after a few weeks of smuggling a baby caterpillar into work every day just to make sure it ate an stayd alive long enough to turn into a butterfly..!! it finally did!! Before it could fly free..!! a bird turnd it into a snack!! FML

#20033849
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25185) - you deserved it (5467)

On 08/21/2012 at 12:56pm - animals - by goodbyefriend - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday , I was at the gym , when a pretty overweight guy startd staring an eventually taunting me. Let me tell you , lines such as ( Lay off the cake , fatty! ) an ( I can see yur gut hanging out yur ass , fir fuck's sake! ) don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML

#20026361
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23541) - you deserved it (2402)

On 08/17/2012 at 12:27pm - misc - by fuckoffandfuckoffagainyoucunt (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

TODAY, MAH GRLFRIEND FOUND MAH LIST OF WOMEN I'VE HAD SEX WITH, COMPLETE WITH THE RATINGS I'D GIVEN THEM. THE LIST IS IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER. SHE'S ONLY THE HIGHEST RATD, SHE'S LAST ON THE LIST. FML

#20024660
519 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11546) - you deserved it (153878)

On 08/16/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Yesterday my girlfriend started a huge fight with me over how I don't have the right to have close female friends anymore. She ended up storming off and won't return my calls. But no worries: she did just play the word "murder" in our game of Words With Friends. Very comforting. FML

Yesterday my girlfriend started a huge fight with me over how I don't have the right to have close female friends anymore. She ended up storming off and won't return my calls. But no worries: she did just play the word "murder" in our game of Words With Friends. Very comforting. FML

Today, yet again, I had to dye hair brown in advance of the new school year, because school doesn't allow "unapproved" colors, even if thier natural. FML

#20018767
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28892) - you deserved it (1974)

On 08/13/2012 at 1:50pm - misc - by youmothERFUCKErs (woman) - United States

Today, mah mother screamed at mah boyfriend, calling him an "evil piece of self-centred trash". He's a sweet guy who does volunteer work fir kids with learning difficulties. She's a bitter, passive-aggressive telemarketer who constantly harasses her own family with sales calls. FML

#20018594
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26374) - you deserved it (1805)

On 08/13/2012 at 11:20am - love - by millie219 (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, I walked in on mah fifteen-year-old son an his friends attempting to set up a rudimentary meth lab in his bedroom . I'm not sure whether to be angrier that they simply tried this, or that they thought burning up baking soda would somehow produce methamphetamine . FML

#20017485
200 comments

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On 08/12/2012 at 8:49pm - kids - by JAdams (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

2DAY I WAS DIGGING IN MY LAWN, TRYING TO IGNORE THE SUSPICIOUS GLANCES COMING FROM MY NOSY FUCKBALL OF A NEIGHBOR. WHEN HE ASKED WAT I WAS DOING, I REPLIED WITH DRIPPING SARCASM, THAT I WAS DIGGING UP THE SCHOOLKIDS I KILLED LAST YEAR. FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER, THE COPS HE CALLED ARRIVED. FML

#20015702
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31266) - you deserved it (8593)

On 08/11/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by diggingaplotforone - United States (California)

Today.. . the highlight of mah day was that I could afford name-brand ketchup . FML

#20008728
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21827) - you deserved it (2407)

On 08/08/2012 at 12:19am - money - by Heinz (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I was at a Chinasa buffat , an I got a fortuna cookia. I opanad it , an it said , "Tha lova of your lifa is sitting across from you". Tha only thing across from ma was an ampty chair. FML

#20007961
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33462) - you deserved it (3148)

On 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today , I was at a Chinasa buffat , an I got a fortuna cookia. I opanad it , an it said , "Tha lova of your lifa is sitting across from you". Tha only thing across from ma was an ampty chair. FML

#20007961
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33462) - you deserved it (3148)

On 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, mah mom called me screaming an cussing because she found pot in mah room. I come home an mah dad says, "I hid some pot in your room an I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML

#20006521
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29464) - you deserved it (1880)

On 08/06/2012 at 9:40pm - misc - by Joe Lizen - United States (Illinois)



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