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  • Number of visits : 6948
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Star928 : Hahahabananaha people think im weird.

But why be boring?
My life is just full of FML, guess that this is where I belong :3

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Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML

#891
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22572) - you deserved it (6813)

On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I lost my third phone in a year. Making it a grand total of 11 telephones lost or stolen in the past 3 years. FML

#780
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7659) - you deserved it (24905)

On 01/07/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by failphone - United States (California)

Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" um. what? FML

#779
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25071) - you deserved it (3263)

On 01/07/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by wtf - United States (Michigan)

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

#777
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21516) - you deserved it (17385)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:00pm - love - by Faxshadow - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

#626
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21262) - you deserved it (5930)

On 12/29/2008 at 11:54pm - love - by sneezer - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm 65 years old, and I've been given a bottle of wine produced in the year I was born. The wine tastes foul; not a good omen. FML

#563
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19622) - you deserved it (2371)

On 12/21/2008 at 7:14am - misc - by Phil - Sent from mobile version

Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML

#559
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20327) - you deserved it (2155)

On 12/21/2008 at 12:04am - misc - by Loola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53957) - you deserved it (6576)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: "At least someone is having fun!" It was my boss. FML

#523
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8607) - you deserved it (31218)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told myself: "Go on you big geek, go outside, get some sun, get your ass away from in front of your PC, go for a walk". I finally muster the courage to leave my house. Without my keys. I've been in an internet cafe for four hours. FML

#519
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19472) - you deserved it (8016)

On 12/15/2008 at 2:11am - misc - by Dr_JF - Sent from mobile version

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

#509
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12001) - you deserved it (62303)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

Today, a girl in my class turned around and said, "Wow, you've got your photo on a rubber! That's amazing!" The rubber was designed to look like a £10 note, and the picture was of the Queen of England. FML

#491
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17654) - you deserved it (1965)

On 12/11/2008 at 12:13am - misc - by Elizabeth - Sent from mobile version

Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

#446
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30042) - you deserved it (8484)

On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44693) - you deserved it (8291)

On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML

#249
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30996) - you deserved it (9195)

On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)



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