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About Star928 : Hahahabananaha people think im weird.

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My life is just full of FML, guess that this is where I belong :3

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Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

#3008
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23859) - you deserved it (2601)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today, I went to buy some Ibuprofen and got asked for ID. You have to be over 16 to buy it. I'm 25. FML

#2946
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20506) - you deserved it (2405)

On 01/28/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by noneoftheabove - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

#2620
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7022) - you deserved it (52853)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by Timmy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML

#2562
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17393) - you deserved it (4425)

On 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML

#2388
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20708) - you deserved it (1966)

On 01/23/2009 at 8:55pm - love - by sigh - United States (New York)

Today, the first guy I've ever loved is going to a fancy rush party with my best friend. He did tell me he needed space to think about us this whole weekend. I guess I know what he's been thinking. FML

#2350
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17787) - you deserved it (1651)

On 01/23/2009 at 2:13pm - love - by sleepy125 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a girl invited me over to her dorm room at 3 AM. For some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to respond to e-mails just before. She said she was tired and then went to bed. I'm a F*ing idiot. FML

#2212
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4815) - you deserved it (40464)

On 01/22/2009 at 3:34pm - love - by Princeton - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was hitting on a girl that was getting ready to walk into the same class as I. We were waiting outside the room, and I told her that I heard the Professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down in a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

#2109
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9942) - you deserved it (32817)

On 01/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by footinmouth - United States (Iowa)

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

#1913
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24859) - you deserved it (3971)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

#1809
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21427) - you deserved it (5688)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:23pm - misc - by HeadTrauma - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I got an email notification from Yahoo! Personals: "Hi, we've found 0 new matches for you". FML

#1495
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20719) - you deserved it (2469)

On 01/17/2009 at 7:40pm - love - by sad sack. - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML

#1374
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21656) - you deserved it (2126)

On 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United Kingdom

Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML

#1197
84 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 6:36am - love - by liltravol23 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML

#1122
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9788) - you deserved it (25118)

On 01/14/2009 at 11:03am - love - by agnosticstudy - United States (Alabama)

Today, I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But six"; however, because of my accent it sounded like "Butt sex". For the remainder of the day I was frequently asked about "Butt sex". FML

#1040
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22442) - you deserved it (2552)

On 01/13/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by Explicit - United States (Massachusetts)



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