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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7408
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Star928 : Hahahabananaha people think im weird.

But why be boring?
My life is just full of FML, guess that this is where I belong :3

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Star928's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML

#34266
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47605) - you deserved it (7333)

On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

#29434
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10456) - you deserved it (122401)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML

#24461
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14567) - you deserved it (27467)

On 02/11/2009 at 6:59am - misc - by Crog (man) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

#21808
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11325) - you deserved it (69501)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by JLoistheBomb (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I changed the C on my report card into a B so that I wouldn't get in trouble with my parents. I spent the entire day perfecting the B's positioning and cut exactly around the edges of the size 10 font and sliced my finger in the process. Turns out, I'm still grounded for getting a B. FML

Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response: "I appreciate the sentiment." FML

#15560
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30212) - you deserved it (3697)

On 02/08/2009 at 6:34pm - misc - by mer (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML

#14836
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25198) - you deserved it (3678)

On 02/08/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by KaLa (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML

#5939
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30750) - you deserved it (11225)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:47am - love - by damnit (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML

#5739
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25128) - you deserved it (10388)

On 02/02/2009 at 7:42pm - misc - by houdini - United States (California)

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response: "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

#4982
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15836) - you deserved it (26625)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

#3882
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8193) - you deserved it (42290)

On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

#3778
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17859) - you deserved it (2486)

On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

#3195
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19211) - you deserved it (2547)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

#3008
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24036) - you deserved it (2612)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today, I went to buy some Ibuprofen and got asked for ID. You have to be over 16 to buy it. I'm 25. FML

#2946
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20652) - you deserved it (2417)

On 01/28/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by noneoftheabove - United Kingdom (Nottingham)



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