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About Star928 : Hahahabananaha people think im weird.

But why be boring?
My life is just full of FML, guess that this is where I belong :3

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Today, mah drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitld ( Chocolate Men ). mega FML

#21094789
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30380) - you deserved it (16227)

On 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm - misc - by chocochoco - United States (New York)

Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest an at the same time compliment him, I told him, ( You could do so much better, though. ) After thinking fir a moment, he replied, ( You're right, I could. Never mind, ) an walked away. FML

#21020576
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29233) - you deserved it (56475)

On 01/07/2014 at 7:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today I've ad my tent ( Cristmas ) dinner since Cristmas last took place . My mum as gone nuts and keeps playing Cristmas music making tese dinners and refusing to let me take down te Cristmas decorations . My dad is too wipped to save us from tis ell . FML

#21016807
98 comments

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On 01/04/2014 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland

yesterday my elderly neigbor along wit our community curc's priest cummed to my ouse and demanded to ( give tem te girl ). Te girl is my 3-year-old daugter,o as natural born red irises and is poto-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

#20985281
222 comments

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On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)

Today mah family and I finished moving to Texas. As if that isn't bad enough I'll have to introduce myself all over again to everyone I meet and explain that yes mah parents really did name me Lilypad. FML

#20973574
188 comments

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On 11/28/2013 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was searched an questioned at the arport fir having an apple !! FML

#20971832
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38735) - you deserved it (4338)

On 11/26/2013 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, ex's mom got a job as our new soccer coach and recognizd me from our New Year's party last year . She made me, and me alone, do 10 laps around the field in the rain 4 breaking her son's heret . FML

#20971434
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48098) - you deserved it (11770)

On 11/26/2013 at 3:00pm - love - by Amanda (woman) - United States

Today, mah boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found mah taser and used it on him. FML

#20971381
152 comments

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On 11/26/2013 at 2:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

2day I was taken to the principal's office and bitched out about the dangerous weapon I brought to school. The ( weapon ) was a pocket fan. FML

#20967061
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41041) - you deserved it (2897)

On 11/22/2013 at 4:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out tat ma roommate secretly edited a paper I wrote an recently turned in, so tat it repeatedly refers to te famed autor "Kneel Gayman." I'm positive tat's not ow it's spelled. FML

#20958782
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32872) - you deserved it (2916)

On 11/15/2013 at 3:30pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today I realized ow amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everyting from te noise of juice to pure blissful climax over te pone to usband . He came; I finised putting laundry away . FML

#20955991
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48039) - you deserved it (12625)

On 11/13/2013 at 1:40am - intimacy - by CanWeAllGetOne - United States (Texas)

yesterday everything that was beautiful an pure in mah life turnd into a terrible, warpd version of wat it once was. Today, I lost all hope, an no longer believe that life, although sometime shitty, is sweet an worth living. Today, I met mah mother-in-law. looool FML

#20949272
146 comments

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On 11/07/2013 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Derry)

Today , I Had Planned To Break Up With My Overbearing Grlfriend . She Went Into Complete Denial Mode , Bought Me A Pair Of Oversized Sunglasses An Tomorrow We're Going Ice-skating . Kill Me Now . FML

#20947052
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42036) - you deserved it (10226)

On 11/05/2013 at 9:53pm - love - by Trapped. (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I told my grlfriend I loved er . Se left an never cummed back . FML

#20943458
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51782) - you deserved it (5393)

On 11/03/2013 at 4:57am - love - by Whatswrongwithme? (man) - United Kingdom



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