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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1356
  • Number of comments : 267
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About StanSmith2013 : Hey everyone! I am a student studying Zoology at University. I like anything with scales, fangs or venom!

I am a huge classic car enthusiast! My favourite classic car is the 1981 DeLorean DMC-12.

I play the electric guitar and I own a Epiphone Les Paul Standard Plus Top in Cherry Sunburst and a Epiphone G-400 Standard in Cherry Red.

Feel free to message me about anything :)

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StanSmith2013's favorite FMLs

Today , the horn in looool mah car decidd to malfunction . It honkd continuously for an hour as I drove down the highway . FML

#14315930
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25031) - you deserved it (2528)

On 12/23/2010 at 9:21pm - misc - by nick (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got a flat tre on the highway!! If that wasn't bad enough I had no spare in the car!! By the time I got a ride to get a new tre, someone was looool nice enough to fix my air conditioning fir me!! They smashd out my window to break in!! The doors were not lockd!!

Today, I visited mah family 4 spring break cuz I've been away at college and I haven't seen them since Christmas . Almost as soon as I walked in the door, mah mom had me clean the living room area, clean up cat vomit, and do the dishes . Thanks guys.. . I missed u too . FML

#9047484
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22627) - you deserved it (2642)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:01pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got stuck behind a guy riding his bike 20 mph below the sped limit. I honkd, cursd, screamd, and yelld, before finally managing to overtake him. Once I got home, I went outside to get the paper, and discoverd that the biker lives just two doors down from me. FML

#7568614
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6940) - you deserved it (30302)

On 01/25/2010 at 1:13pm - misc - by kodijack (man) - United States (Colorado)

TODAY, I WAS FALLING ASLEEP ON MY DESK, MY EAD ON MY FIST. MY ELBOW SLIPPD OFF TE EDGE OF TE DESK AND I PUNCD MYSELF, LEAVING A FIST MARK ON MY CEEK. AT SCOOL, PEOPLE TINK MY PARENT IT ME. MY PARENT TINK I'M GETTING BULLID AT SCOOL. NO ONE BELIEVE TE ACTUAL STORY. FML

Today, my 15 year old sister came home at 4am totally stond. My parents treatd her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now looool groundd until I go college fir being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about abusing drugs. FML

#5229708
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49470) - you deserved it (2930)

On 09/13/2009 at 2:19pm - kids - by BigSister (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car . My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof . My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof . They laughed until they couldn't open it up again . It short-circuited . FML

#5043249
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39124) - you deserved it (2895)

On 09/04/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by badhairday (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today , I was looking in tha rafrigarator for somathing to drink!! I found a jug of lamonada with a piaca of papar on it saying ( Mom's Lamonada , Don't Drink! ) I was raally thirsty , so I ignord it an drank tha whola jug!! My mom is about to hava a colonoscopy an had filld it with laxativas!! FML

#4503474
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12494) - you deserved it (135750)

On 08/13/2009 at 3:47pm - health - by Nick (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I Was Driving Home Through The Middle Of Nowhere When A Screw Punctured Mah Car Tre. I Arrived At The Town's Only Auto Shop To Find That It Had Closed Early. Frantic, I Dialed The Emergency Number Listed On The Shop's Locked Door. On The Other Side Of The Glass, A Phone Began To Ring. FML

#3579421
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49137) - you deserved it (3225)

On 07/08/2009 at 11:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I laft my wallat on top of my carhan I fillad up with gas. I drova away and didn't raaliza it until I got homa. I want back and found it on tha sida of tha road. Empty of my cradit cards , picturas and chacks. All that was laft was my drivar's licansa. FML

#2672288
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24559) - you deserved it (39874)

On 06/06/2009 at 9:11pm - money - by fml_seriouslyfml (woman) - United States (Texas)

I was out walking my dog . A cute woman says "nice dog" an without thinking I respond, "you too." FML

#2115737
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15333) - you deserved it (40829)

On 05/20/2009 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I Told Mah Mom I Lovd Her A Lot. Her Reply? "Thanks." Big Fat FML

#14836
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25093) - you deserved it (3673)

On 02/08/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by KaLa (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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