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by brokeass / 06/13/2012 at 8:29am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/12/2012 at 7:58am / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML
by eddie818 / 06/10/2012 at 3:54am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by JG / 05/10/2012 at 7:48am / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, the father of my child couldn't understand why he had been laid off from his job as a painter's assistant. He couldn't find a broom or vacuum, so he "cleaned" a carpet by laying down strips of painter's tape and pulling it up. FML
by notrocketscience / 05/07/2012 at 11:57am / United States (Louisiana) / Work
Today, my husband and I went on vacation. We got lost and had to ask the locals for directions to our hotel. Neither of us could understand their accents, and we ended up wandering around blindly for hours until we made it back on our own. FML
by Anonymous / 05/05/2012 at 5:16pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Holidays
by Anonymous / 05/01/2012 at 4:24am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
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