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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 March 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 393
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, as I was on the couch taking a nap, it started violently shaking. I panicked and chased my family outside, convinced it was an earthquake. It was just the cat trapped inside the couch. FML

Today, I passed out at a party after having a few too many, as one does. I woke up with swastikas and penises drawn on my face with permanent marker. I now have to go home, using public transport, to my prudish, Jewish dad who thought I was at my friend's house for a sleepover with no alcohol. FML

Today, I went on my honeymoon to Hawaii. My family decided to surprise my new husband and I by joining us on our vacation. FML


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