Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Squtchy

Offline (the 03/06/2015 at 11:23pm) | Search for a member

Squtchy

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 March 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 244
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Squtchy : Computer + Phone = Life

Squtchy's page activity

Visits<b>iiBeach</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 3:12pm<b>CDT97</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 3:53am<b>Wizardo</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 4:31pm<b>oceanelizabeth</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 5:35am<b>derpies</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 12:44pm<b>Cherryta</b> - the 08/21/2014 at 1:11pm<b>RhineBl</b> - the 08/09/2014 at 7:49pm<b>Jameson5011</b> - the 08/08/2014 at 7:45pm<b>lilhurt</b> - the 08/02/2014 at 11:21pm<b>brwneyes</b> - the 08/02/2014 at 8:46pm<b>TdotMaria</b> - the 08/02/2014 at 7:16pm<b>hannah_cheers</b> - the 07/31/2014 at 5:39pm<b>HarleyQuinn1293</b> - the 07/28/2014 at 2:30am<b>bravesgirl55</b> - the 07/25/2014 at 7:32pm<b>winchestinalock</b> - the 07/25/2014 at 1:24am<b>DrAvvesome13</b> - the 07/23/2014 at 10:50pm<b>jentic</b> - the 07/20/2014 at 10:57pm<b>hdh1598</b> - the 07/20/2014 at 10:23pm

Squtchy's FML badges

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

See all of Squtchy's badges

Squtchy's favorite FMLs

Today, as I was on tha couch taking a nap, it startad violantly shaking. I panickad and chasad my family outsida, convincad it was an aarthquaka. It was just tha cat trappad insida tha couch. raal FML

Today, I passed out at a party after having a few too many, as one does. I woke looool up with swastika and penise drawn on mah face with permanent marker. I now have to go home, using public transport, to mah prudish, Jewish dad who thought I was at mah friend's house 4 a sleepover with no alcohol. FML

Taday I went on mah honeymoon to Hawaii. My family decided to surprise mah new husband and I by joining us on our vacation. FML

#3345356
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78902) - you deserved it (2918)

On 06/29/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by marriedwithfamily (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: