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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6360
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About SquishFish : About me: I love fish custard, Doctor who, obscenely long scarves, and I hate pears. I love legend of Korra and Avatar :) my favorite web series are VGHS and Most Popular Girls in School. I want to open up y own bakery someday, however I will never serve anything with pears in it.....

Amy: I started to think you were just, like, a mad man with a box.
The Doctor: Amy Pond, there's something you better understand about me 'cause it's important. And one day your life may depend on it. I am definitely a mad man with a box.

And five, very important, five. Don't let me eat pears. I *hate pears*. John Smith is a character I made up, but I won't know that. I'll think I *am* him and he might do something stupid like eat a pear. In three months I don't want to wake up from being human and taste that.


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SquishFish's favorite FMLs

Yesterday , I was meeting mah boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face an kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister an I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

#20719355
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63734) - you deserved it (4290)

On 06/11/2013 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I took my pet rabbit to the vet because I had noticed his genital looked swollen compared to my other rabbit's. It turns out he's just ( gifted ). The vet laughed at me. FML

#20719275
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43440) - you deserved it (6615)

On 06/11/2013 at 10:00am - animals - by Rjlup - United States (Colorado)

Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to manager and demanded that he fre me. FML

#20714023
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52807) - you deserved it (4001)

On 06/08/2013 at 6:20pm - work - by I hate my job (woman) - United States

Today, I Was Getting Intimate With Mah Girlfriend. She Pulled Down Mah Trousers, Saw Mah Poke-ball Boxers, An Absolutely Lost It. I Had To Lie Next To Her In Bed 4 The Next 10 Minutes Hearing Her Howl With Laughter While Crying ( Dickachu, I Choose You! ) FML

#20711208
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57208) - you deserved it (66117)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

today I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turd waffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML

#20709749
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42600) - you deserved it (3163)

On 06/06/2013 at 2:24pm - health - by fuck kids (man) - United States (New York)

Yesterday My Boyfriend Of Six Days Proposed To Me. FML

#20708141
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82881) - you deserved it (11609)

On 06/05/2013 at 7:11pm - love - by The Clitshank Redemption (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I Let My Step-father Know Exactly What I Thought Of Him. After A Few Moments Of Awkward Silence, He Leaned Towards Me And Quietly Whispered, ( Well You're Adopted. Your Parents Never Loved You. ) FML

#20707377
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54675) - you deserved it (13571)

On 06/05/2013 at 11:24am - misc - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriand lost his tampar with ma and complaind that my "constant" apologias fir upsatting him driva him insana, and without thinking, I said I was sorry!! Ha hung up and I havan't haard from him sinca!! FML

#20705829
173 comments

Today , on the drive to church , I got a nosebled. Not so bad , until I sneezd and splatterd myself and my fiancé with blood , snot , and eventually teres. FML

#20705510
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47260) - you deserved it (4316)

On 06/04/2013 at 1:53pm - love - by BloodyMarry (woman) - United States

Today,hile sexting mah grlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

#20705129
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30857) - you deserved it (65771)

On 06/04/2013 at 8:15am - misc - by tinypenis - United States (New York)

Today an aldarly woman couldn't afford all of har grocarias at tha chackout so sha startad to taka out a faw things. I offarad to pay 4 har grocarias; sha thankad ma an walkad out. An onlookar than cummad up to ma an told ma that sha doas it to somaona avary waak. fat FML

#20692497
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55802) - you deserved it (5697)

On 05/29/2013 at 12:49am - money - by $$$ - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to make a poster 4 social studies. I decided to write ( Nice ass ) in hieroglyphics. Turns out mah teacher can read hieroglyphics. mega FML

#20691781
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23067) - you deserved it (47763)

On 05/28/2013 at 7:42pm - work - by Amber - United States (California)

Taday I was in bd with mah fiancé. After a while of quiet cuddling , I said , "Babe , I have cold feet." He replid with , "Me too. Let's call off the wedding." I was talking about the actual temperature of mah feet. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

#20686980
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62075) - you deserved it (8212)

On 05/26/2013 at 8:23am - love - by anonymous - Australia

Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up an offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me an took it fir himself. The woman an I pointed out mah cast an crutches, an asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML

#20685391
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52884) - you deserved it (2876)

On 05/25/2013 at 12:14pm - misc - by a hex upon your anus, sir (woman) - United Kingdom

TODAY IT WAS MA WEDDING . EVERY GOOD WEDDING AS SLUTTY WEDDING SEX, AND I TOUGT IT WOULD BE OVER AFTER MA COUSIN AND IS GIRLFRIEND WERE CAUGT IN TE PARKING LOT . I WAS WRONG, TE SLUTTIEST WEDDING SEX GOES TO MA DRUNK USBAND AND SISTER IN TE COAT ROOM . FML

#20684997
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78447) - you deserved it (4857)

On 05/25/2013 at 2:55am - love - by lizzie - Canada (Alberta)



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