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  • Number of visits : 12627
  • Number of comments : 162
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Sportsfan86's favorite FMLs

Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML

#18310525
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37995) - you deserved it (3155)

On 11/21/2011 at 7:35pm - misc - by damnedbydurberg (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my parents came to my house for my birthday. My mom backed her car into my motorcycle, knocking it over. She said because it was my birthday I could pay for the damages to her car later. FML

Today, I asked my mom why she drinks. She said she only drinks when she's depressed. My step-dad said she only drinks on the weekend. Those are the days I'm at her house. FML

#17743299
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26486) - you deserved it (2558)

On 09/14/2011 at 9:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

#17556947
409 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32781) - you deserved it (5996)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML

#17410703
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28812) - you deserved it (14995)

On 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Kathryn - United States (New York)

Today, I had to pay a $150 late fee because my landlord didn't receive the rent check. My boyfriend had addressed the envelope to himself and put the landlord's as the return address. FML

#17379762
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24897) - you deserved it (3685)

On 08/05/2011 at 5:41pm - money - by sunflower226 - United States

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37912) - you deserved it (5102)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

#16868176
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33162) - you deserved it (8231)

On 06/26/2011 at 5:17pm - love - by luni - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML

#16624894
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13130) - you deserved it (55929)

On 06/12/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by El Stupido - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML

#16410366
409 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18276) - you deserved it (80865)

On 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm - intimacy - by yummy - United States (Tennessee)



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