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Sporkly

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Sporkly

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 April 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4664
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Sporkly : Hello friends! I am Jodie and I'm a boring short Irish girl (4'11'') who likes One Piece and maybe other things. I'm very shy and people scare me.
P.S. please ignore the shitty username
P.S.S I've never submitted 15 FMLs...I dunno why it says that

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Sporkly's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the grocery store with my mom's boyfriend. We were in the bread aisle when he picked up a loaf that was in my hand, and said, "No, no, you have to FEEL the bread," and started rubbing it all over his body. He's moving in next week. FML

#14589088
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31421) - you deserved it (3292)

On 01/15/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML

#14337359
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39347) - you deserved it (10578)

On 12/25/2010 at 6:21pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that if I try to resist a 70 pound bulldog that's humping my leg, I will end up with stitches. FML

#14294130
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27372) - you deserved it (2837)

On 12/22/2010 at 2:54am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year old man covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML

#13742971
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26793) - you deserved it (2895)

On 11/06/2010 at 8:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while setting up for a party I was having, I put black lights into our bathroom for the cool bright, neon color you get when you pee. When I turn them on to see where I need to continue cleaning, I see many, small, yellow hand prints on the walls. I have a nine year old brother. FML

#13660294
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24802) - you deserved it (3039)

On 10/31/2010 at 5:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML

#13145011
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53710) - you deserved it (3762)

On 09/21/2010 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML

#13079046
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37346) - you deserved it (3465)

On 09/16/2010 at 9:30pm - love - by ccblock (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
419 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32009) - you deserved it (28499)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for 2 months. FML

#12948650
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32924) - you deserved it (4769)

On 09/07/2010 at 1:06pm - love - by drew - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

#12677495
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44690) - you deserved it (13211)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML

#12595665
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32592) - you deserved it (16584)

On 08/18/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Photagrapher - Sent from mobile version

Today, I drew a face on a balloon and pretended to make out with it. The balloon popped and shot to the back of my throat, where it got caught. FML

#11831310
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12688) - you deserved it (68577)

On 07/12/2010 at 3:42pm - health - by jazthefish (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

#9519577
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12542) - you deserved it (65089)

On 03/31/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by darthmilfious - Sent from mobile version

Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML

#8911500
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28002) - you deserved it (3867)

On 03/08/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by raidered - United States (California)



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