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Sporkly

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 April 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3747
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Sporkly : Hello friends! I am Jodie and I'm a boring short Irish girl (4'11'') who likes One Piece and maybe other things. I'm very shy and people scare me.
P.S. please ignore the shitty username
P.S.S I've never submitted 15 FMLs...I dunno why it says that

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Sporkly's favorite FMLs

Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML

#17188633
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15831) - you deserved it (42856)

On 07/20/2011 at 8:36am - misc - by ElixirRose - United States (Georgia)

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

#17067732
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13611) - you deserved it (52809)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33476) - you deserved it (3233)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realised I'm sitting at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML

#16718637
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30420) - you deserved it (9646)

On 06/17/2011 at 9:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - Israel

Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML

#16657656
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13742) - you deserved it (48081)

On 06/14/2011 at 6:04am - misc - by techiefIve (man) - United States (California)

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

#16589535
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51376) - you deserved it (3652)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by stepsister - United States (Ohio)

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

#16418676
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33301) - you deserved it (15056)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML

#16354230
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38412) - you deserved it (22112)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:55am - intimacy - by Motionless (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who wears 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. FML

#16301651
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50876) - you deserved it (3947)

On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - kids - by Adoptee (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

#16188674
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36897) - you deserved it (6830) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/15/2011 at 2:19pm - misc - by bouda - France (Centre)

Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML

#16077994
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23200) - you deserved it (9418)

On 05/07/2011 at 12:26pm - misc - by Cheerieful - United States

­Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman. All 180lbs of her promptly slammed sideways into the wall, putting a dog-sized hole in the plaster. FML

#15726248
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27091) - you deserved it (3538)

On 04/10/2011 at 3:32pm - animals - by a man - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72774) - you deserved it (5894)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while at my dorm, I experienced a vomit-inducing migraine. In my hurry to get to the bathroom to puke, I couldn't find a pair of shoes. I urgently needed the toilet, so I braved the communal bathroom barefoot. As I opened the stall door, I stepped in someone else's fresh vomit. FML

#15514650
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33425) - you deserved it (3877)

On 03/27/2011 at 1:55pm - health - by hellosir - United States

Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

#15510596
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28633) - you deserved it (9898)

On 03/27/2011 at 6:06am - animals - by StinkyDogs (man) - United States (California)



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