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SplotchyxDroneZ
  • Town/Country : DMV, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 November 1990 (23 years)
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Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50193) - you deserved it (13068)

On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML

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On 01/05/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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